this^
Mrs Cow is fucking useless at it but I can normally always figure it out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:23, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Pull the udder one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)

It IS my birthday
An udder-wank would help
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Happy candleday
I simply CUDn't
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Happy Birthday old man
You could have at least 10 years left in you yet:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bertha_(cow)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:33, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)

for some reason I just remember landmarks and my physical orientation on the streets really really well.
ie, when I was in Melbourne for the dance thing, I went back to a mates place for the first time in Northcote. Never been there before, was 2 am, and we were off in a little maze of side streets. needed to catch the train the next day and I was able to find it in less than 10 minutes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)