behind the bar and at the clock to see if it's still to early to leave without seeming rude in the newsagents, desperately trying to spot a particularly deviant jazz mag to take home for a teary, joyless wank as that's the only pleasure left to you in your arid boozeless landscape of a 'life'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah, that's me too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I always had you down as a massive wanker

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)

She has a clit like Mike Tyson's punchbag, I've heard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I've heard that she was sued by the British Soggy Aubergine Society for plagiarism

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Better than being a massive bender

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)

This is true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I don't get people who buy those mags, even if you don't have the internet at home, its free from the library.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)