Alt: Litter picking at York races was the worst job I've had by a country mile.
Noon to midnight at the peak of a very hot summer, wearing a crappy suit and bow tie, pushing through hordes of drunk rowdy idiots, picking up shite for less than the minimum wage (this was before deducting "jobfinder fees" from temporary workers' wages became illegal.)

Never had an office job. Going by the way many of them are described on here I'd probably go postal after a week and try to gut my colleagues with a potato peeler.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Alright Gyppo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:47, Reply)

alright Monty

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Alright woodside

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:49, Reply)

alright LiC

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Bored to fucking tears, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:50, Reply)

I'm still in the office
trying to give the impression I'm taking my current VITAL TASK seriously.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Six minutes and I am OFFSKI
Been in since 8 with no break. Fucking staff - this cock emailed in sick saying he was suffering from 'sickness'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:52, Reply)

I'm going with
"I'll leave it running and check the timings tomorrow." Always a winner.

And I'm going to treat myself to a bottle of wine and a takeaway tonight, I reckon.

See ya!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Have fun

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:57, Reply)

*does dance*
That any better?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:52, Reply)

You know what that's much better.
*plays spoons*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)