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What brings on this distrust of wrist-mounted timepieces? Skinny vegetarian wrists too scrawny to bear the weight? Uncontrollable splashback from frequent dangerwanking rendered previous models unusable?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

All of the above.
Plus, as a teenager I realised that I didn't really care what the time was enough to need to carry it around on my wrist all the time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:00, Reply)

You're basically the antithesis of Flava Flav

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Basically yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I bet you're gutted you've only just recently changed your sig

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Mine is spunkproof to 50 beaters

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)

And you've tested it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Furiously

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)