I second this.

( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:30, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

So what? Shut up, it's nice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Sure it is, it's a nice thing to do.
But it's a chore, not a present.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I'm going to have a massive shit round my mum's this Xmas,
I'm even going to flush the bog AND not charge her for it, in lieu of a present.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Do you know what I mean, though?
It's like saying "This year my Christmas present to you is that I'm going to do the hoovering and take the bins out".

Sure it's a nice thought, but still...
( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)

It's ok Kroney, my parents love me so they're happy with that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Correction, your parents love you so they act ok with it
whilst internally wondering what they did wrong.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:49, Reply)

meh, if you raise a cheapskate twat
don't be surprised when it acts like a cheapskate twat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Cheapskate ? Do you realise how much strip bars charge ? he had to sit in one with a degree of different disgusses for MONTHS. That must have cost a furtune.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:03, Reply)