hahah
man, that name as everything fanny and wang
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm so grown up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:39, Reply)

There is a clothes shop in Macau called Wanko.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:41, Reply)

I spent at least a small part of today
wandering round with a fake blood covered stake telling students I'd dealt with the vampire problem. Oh and telling them about the expansion of Russia. I make my own amusement at work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Your students pity you.

( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:54, Reply)

yeah
but they have to listen to me, FOOLS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:57, Reply)

I think we all do.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:58, Reply)

If only they sold cars

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:44, Reply)

That bird in the advert: WOULD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Be honest
advert

+ gutter
+ Lithuanian brothel
+ Nolan sisters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:49, Reply)

no, I meant I would do intercourse with her, given the opportunity.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Oh, I don't dispute that
I was simply suggesting that your minimum requirements in a female were not so lofty as to begin and end with your fellow modelling types.

HTH xx
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Was that a height gag?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:52, Reply)

It was now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:52, Reply)

I have certain standards, best not discuss them, we've got into verbal fisticuffs over my taste in blondes before, haven't we?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Ewwwwwwww Blonde beer?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)

I don't mind blonde beers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:55, Reply)

BEARS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:56, Reply)

You can go nuts over blondes all you like now mate
and obviously I didn't really mean that you'd stoop so low. Don't take the internet so seriously, etc. Coleen Nolan? I ask you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Was that a height gag?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Yes it was
and so is your Mum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:00, Reply)

My mum has no gag reflex

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)

We know, Harters
We ALL know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)

How does she smell?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:06, Reply)

I dont know I have no nose.........................?
Wait I think I got that wrong
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Darth he's been bullied on QOTW and on Talk today.......
O/T is his last refuge.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:51, Reply)

The man's skin is like a shield of steel
He's a modern-day humanoid short Scotch and slightly less believable version of Batfink.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Admit you are his karate
AMIRITE?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Yeah man
I'm a martial arts expert and everything
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I was thinking more fat slanty eyed bastard to be honest

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:58, Reply)

How DARE you
I am neither slanty eyed nor of questionable parentage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:00, Reply)

First lol of the thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:01, Reply)