i'm going to moan at you mainly
how was wednesday B3thy? Mine was shit, not quite fucking shit, but deffo shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Better than yesterday.
Visit to oncologist went well, migraine now seems to have abated, and I have a couple of interesting job leads.

I'm surprised Mrs Ape is letting you loose two weeks on teh trot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:06, Reply)

work innit, free pass!
next week Christmas party \o/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:08, Reply)

still, I'd get a mate to 'check in on her' while you're out
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:09, Reply)

By 'check in on her'
You really mean put a dreamy smile smile on her face that Nakers hasn't for a while?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:11, Reply)

No
I meant 'call round and catch her tonsils-deep in the postman'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Is that a eupimism?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Maybe I should have said
find the postman balls-deep in mrs Ape.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Or the letters have been delivered repetedly in the last half hour

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:18, Reply)

what are you insinuating about Postman Patricia?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:18, Reply)

You being racist to the black and white cat?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:20, Reply)