I've got a solution to peanut butter on the roof tiles
You pop your bread in the toaster, right, and you get your jar of peanut butter, and then you chuck it in the bin and curse yourself for buying the vile shit in the first place, and then you get some raspberry jam out instead.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Almost correct, it's Marmite you should get out, you screaming bender.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)

False advertising, Marmite
I sort of quite like it. Have no strong feelings either way. The adverts are bollocks.

Also; red jam vs Marmite in a euphemism stand-off makes you the bender
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I had toast and Marmite this morning TRUSTORY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Livin' on the edge there Harters old boy.
Steven Tyler would be proud. And a massive-gobbed bellend.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I'm street aint I

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)

His mouth has to be that big to eat the rich.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Makes sense
How does he excuse being an irritating twat and frontman of a shite band?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)

No idea, ask Chad Kroeger

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)