I'd build a TARDIS
and then, with command over a and b, and the means to obtain c by dint of endless undetectable bank jobs, I'd pay a team of mechanics to build me a Cylon BaseStar, just cos they look cool.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:36, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Bongiorno! How are things?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Getting there cheers mate
And your good self?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Good. I trust you are looking forward to Xmas and not a bah-humbug type?
I flew back from Malta this morning and am at work now so I am a bit knackered.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)

You're gosh-darn right sir
I bloody love Christmas. Gets a bit wearing as between me and the missus we have three sets of parents to visit and a fuckload of presents to buy, but nonetheless. Love it.

Malta eh? Have fun?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:55, Reply)

That sounds great. I fucking love Xmas.
You can drink as soon as you get out of bed! What's not to like?

Not really, Darth. Seeing a misbehaving bank.

I'll tell you something funny though. I met a load of sailors last night and went out on the lash with them. True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)

A misbehaving bank?
I'm not sure if you're some kind of international fraud investigator or if this is Cockney rhyming slang.

I'm off the booze at the minute actually, owing to happy pills. The prospect of a dry Christmas is not one that I've given much thought. It might be alright, mightn't it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)

No, it'll be shit and you know it will.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I dunno
I've been coping with what you people think qualifies as a decent Christmas for some years now, removing booze from the equation can;t be much worse than losing out on meat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

No meat?
Are you taking the fucking piss?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Errrm, yeah. It'll be fine!
I work for the bank's insurers. They want money, I say po-ta-to.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

So the first one then
You're like a James Bond/Mervyn King hybrid.

Shame. I was looking forward to learning what the Cockney for "misbehaving bank" was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:06, Reply)