My homemade spicy pickled onions have somewhat of a cult following
Alt: broke link
ALT:Alt: you must be able to cook?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

oops
it was that christmas song about santa claus that Bob Dylan did. It was stupid.

I can kind of cook but not well, and the only reason I've got better lately is that I've given up free will (with regards to food) to tesco who tell me how to cook things these days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:22, Reply)

So tell me about your homemade preserves
And I’ll tell you about my spicy pickled onions
NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Hot, vinegary action
I mostly just trawl the internet for recipes when the apple deluge gets too much. I've made Apple and Ginger and Apple and Cinnamon jam, Spiced Apple and Apple and Raisin Chutney. I capitalised them all here to make them seem more important
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:32, Reply)

My spicy pickled onions started as a joke
One of them family do's where you bring something for the buffet. Each year I’ve been making them hotter and hotter, this year’s has Dorset Naga chillies, the jokes backfired on me because now I have to make at least 12-30 jars each Christmas.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:37, Reply)

sounds nice
do you grow your own onions?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Euphemism alert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:44, Reply)

No way.
I just buy a massive bag of silverskin onions. The look on the faces this year will be priceless; anyone who eats them for the first time normally has a Picture taken and gets e-mailed to me.
I hope I don’t get sued.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:46, Reply)