why don't you all come and post on /talk?
it's lovely, you'll have a blast. come on, i love you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:57, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

moves too quickly for, can't kep track when at work
why don't you come and post here?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)

moves too quickly?
no, you do what i say now.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)

drink the punch!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Punch a drink!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Push pineapple shake the tree

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)

oh you fucker

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)

What did I do?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)

After you lot ripped poor PD to bits?
Might not be genuinely concerned for the wellbeing of PD
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:04, Reply)

who is pd?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)

This is
www.b3ta.com/talk/7601426
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)

he's quite easy to hate.
come on over anyway, we've all turned over new leaves.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)

It's a pretty good sell
but no ta
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I agree on the first
Actually I quite liked janet and BGB they don't come here anymore
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)

janet's probably been sectioned again.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)

OT & /talk should be merged

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)

i disagree
they work differently
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Nobody cares what you think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)

your mum does, I thought i wanted to do her up the shit pipe, and she happily agreed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)

or just get rid of off topic and we can all get along like one big happy family.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)

You have Janet on talk
She scares me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)

yeah, but she's mental.
just think of how rubbish her life is and the fear will go away.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)

you'll learn to relax, once she has had you

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I'm the good time thats been had by all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)

She's alright.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)

She’s the talk version of you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)

but with tits

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I think I approve of tits

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I like breasts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:33, Reply)

^^^ THIS ^^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Unlike Janet I haven't been committed to a mental asylum.


Yet.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)

off topic \talk
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)

This could work

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)

unlike your brain

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)

MEOW

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)

it's because he's an eppy spaz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Whereas you're simply a spaz, without having anything to excuse it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Wait I can't keep up who's the bent one then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Nakers, of course!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Homophobe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)

You have sonething against words that sound the same but have different meanings?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Talk's been a piss-poor shell of its former self for several years now, thedoveston.
It would be kinder to just put it to sleep, like a once-loved dog that's now blind, arthritic and pisses itself

although you seem to have got rid of shameless beakering shitflinging that had been 99% of posts for a while, so maybe there is hope.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:14, Reply)

so you are saying that OT is superior

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I dunno about anything being superior.
That's like choosing between syphilis and genital warts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)

everyone loves an old dog.
come on over, it'll be fun.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)

You can't tempt me out of /talk retirement
unless of course you're assembling the talk crew for one last job.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)

yeah, sure, that...
come on, it'll be wicked.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I'm nearly 6 months clear of /talk, man
don't make me relapse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:27, Reply)

come on, it's better than skag.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:32, Reply)

No thanks
Here on /offtopic we are simple folk (especially Nakers). We like racism, homophobia and blatant bullying. We also like to know what each other was up to of a weekend and what we eat.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)

NO YOUN ARE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I NO RITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)

How did your 1pm friday meeting get on?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)

It was, to coin a phrase, "fucking shit"
No bastard pub visit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

*Nods-Points-Laughs*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)

RACIST

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I'm to fat to run.....................
OOhhhhhhhhhhhh wait...
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Specials lesser known b side

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Why do you want people to post on /talk after having a wank?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)

To share the shame

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)

redemption.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)

coz it's well shit, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:59, Reply)

well, with that attitude, it will be.
come on, give it a go.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)

nope, I already did and I didn't like it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Shit, Monty, Battered and Nakers have defected to /talk
let's lock the doors before they try to come back, it'll be like the good old days!

I'll start a HSH thread.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)

STOMP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:17, Reply)

oh dear
and I set the bar so fucking low as well.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:24, Reply)