There are many, many things.
I don't take brainwrong pills just for fun, you know. I'm filled with self loathing.
Also, my voice sounds normal in my head, but played back to me, sounds like Violet Elizabeth Bott.

Altalt: Clare Balding.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

+n +an +ing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:35, Reply)

1/10

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)

At least a 2/10 I'd say

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Oh now, let's not go overboard.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)

very good
*golf claps*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Oh, left field.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I'm choosing to interpret this
as your declaration of your desire to be "scissor sisters" with Ms Balding.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:38, Reply)

If that's what turns you on, dear.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)

well.... I dunno
it's a bit "niche"

I'd probably have to think about it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I'd rather you didn't think about my 'niche' at all, thank you very much.
I feel violated.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)

you wish.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Like a pair of limpet mines

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)

*drops monocle"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Enough of such tribialities!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)