Wet shave all the way.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Likewise.
You've not been very helpful, but at least you've apologised. And you replied.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:18, Reply)

why would you use an electric razor?
It's not feasible to get a close enough shave.

I insist that my barber uses a proper cutthroat razor.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)

He'd use an electric razor because he had decided to make my Christmas shopping experience shit.
I'll go for the one with the biggest discount. That makes sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:25, Reply)

I have one of those Phillips 3 head jobs, it's probably the best electric razor I've owned.
Can't remember the model number though, soz. I hate wet shaving; always have.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I've just dropped a Phillips wet n' dry razor in my Amazon basket.
I haven't read the reviews, but I'm working on the basis that in addition to being an averager razor, he'll also be able to shampoo his carpets with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:31, Reply)

I think you're needing the new Remington Fuzzaway
He liked it so much he bought the company.

Which is no longer trading...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:36, Reply)

haha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:41, Reply)

OMG three head jobs WOW

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:31, Reply)

I didn't really think about that when I posted it...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)

You Deffo. want it now

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Me too!
We're Razor Buddies!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:44, Reply)