We doled out our office Secret Santa presents yesterday
I didn't get one cos whoever drew me was off. I know I shouldn't be excited about the prospect of receiving whatever shite LOLWAKI present one of my colleagues can conjure for under a fiver, but I am. I'm also very much looking forward to being able to listen to the fourth test from 5.30am tomorrow on my way to a meeting in Newbury. I think my happy place needs relocating.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm pretty sure the human anus is generally in a fixed position, I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Well played sir...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:01, Reply)

*fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:02, Reply)

ve st
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Newbury is shit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Disappointing
I might have time to do some Xmas shopping before I get my train. Recommend me a decent pub, if it's shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:09, Reply)

You need to go here:
www.potkiln.org/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:10, Reply)