Funnily enough, it's possible to be both a chutney ferret and a bible basher.
A sort of bible ferret I suppose.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:28, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Haaaaaaahahahahahaha
Chutney bashers? Actually no - that doesn't work.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)

My brother is going to love this turn of phrase.
Bring on Xmas dinner!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)

How about
"praying uphill"?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I know, but if a particular church has a majority of queer-bashers as members?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)

If I were a gay I'd want to get married there.
Like when the BNP was forced to open their application policy to allow in forrins - I think a load of forrins should have signed up, and voted for one as King Of The BNP or whatever.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:38, Reply)

That would have been lol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)

in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Is this a threat to go and blind all of the BNP?
It won't work, forrins smell funny, so they will still be able to be racists.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:01, Reply)

It is currently against the law for a parish church to refuse to marry anyone in that parish.
Male & female, combination bible ferret or whatever.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Even homo's?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Yep.
That's what makes this amendment in the Equality Bill a bit of a joke.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)