I'm offended that dickheads even believe the whole Winterval thing
And rubbish about flags/ football tops etc being banned in case it offends Muslims.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:52, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm offended by your existence.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:53, Reply)

you know he thinks you're flirting with him, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Spraying beer on their bitches offends moslems.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I pointed out to one such person last year
that their rant on facebook about Asda selling 'holiday trees and holiday cards' was bollocks and all they needed to do was go down there and have a look for themselves. The post disappeared soon after.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Fucking christians, coming over here taking the muslim's holiday trees.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I loved that one about pubs banning England tops so as not to offend Muslims.
I doubt that Muslim fundamentalists are likely to spend much time down the pub.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I don't allow football shirts on the weekends.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Or muslims.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:08, Reply)

in case they offend the Johnny Woggoes?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)

It's in case the bri-nylon causes a static-based fire.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Is it not the case
that your 'proper' sport-ball hooligans are more likely to be decked out in Acquascutum and Stone Island than in sport-ball regalia?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)

or any other clothes for that matter

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)

there's a war on christmas man, open your eyes.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I blame Cliff Richard.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:01, Reply)

more like abu-cliff richard-stan

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)

YEAH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)