The only way I can force a mince pie down me
is to prise the lid off and put a fuck off lump of brandy butter in it before heating, then top with cream. I'm not a massive fan of dried fruit on the whole. Xmas cake is fucking repulsive: dried fruit AND marzipan? Double urgh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:18, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mince pies are rank.
And I applaud your stance on Christmas cake.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Oh DG. Not you as well.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)

'fraid so.
Awful, awful, awful stuff. Now excuse me, I'm going to pick the missus up from work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Send her my love

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I always knew you were a wrong'un.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)

inni doh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Hahaha AWN*


*agreeing with Nakers
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:28, Reply)

good mince pies are great
and I'ma fruit cake and christmas pudding hater
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:28, Reply)

cake and christmas pudding hater
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:32, Reply)

you wish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM READING.
Mince pies are all of the ace, and all the Christmas cake can get in my belly.

No other cake though, all other cake can do one.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)

I wont hear a bad word said against marzipan
it's the only thing that makes battenburgs worth the effort
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)