I quite like Blackpool. I had a great day walking the sea front, visiting the comedy carpet, going up the tower and then watching the sunset down the opposite end of the front to the Pleasure Gardens.

It was ruined only slightly by the shouty drunk bloke swigging his Frosty Jack and abusing the passers by.


("Did you start drinking again, scarpe?" etc...)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:31, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Did you try and stick your own cock up your own arse in front of your "Mam"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I quite like frosty jack.
There. I said it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I've never had it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:34, Reply)

It's alright.
No worse than strongbow or any of that chemically shite.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Ha ha, they tried to poison Bulmers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aston_Manor_Brewery
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)

excellent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)

"If the plot had succeeded, anyone drinking the contaminated cider would have suffered diarrhoea and nausea."

So, no real difference then.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)

There was a program about policemen
and he arrested a woman for giving a blowie under the pier for a fiver and 2 ciggies.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)

did she have any teeth?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I think so
but she was pretty foul
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Did she gobble him off?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)