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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I reckon you're the sort of lovely where bar staff think you're a bit of a prick.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:38,
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I bet he leans on the bar looking all chummy, but witha £20 note in his sweaty pawin case the bar staff don't realise that he is awware that a monetary transaction will need to occur for him to get a drink
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:39,
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I also click my fingers to get their attention.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:40,
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I always ignored people who did that in bars... and whistling. Fuckers.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:04,
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Whistling's another good one.Or shouting "Hey! Two pints of Fosters pronto!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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The problem with doing thatis that you end up with two pints of Fosters.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:50,
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Well, yes, but you've got their attention then, and can order your bottle of brandy more easily.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:00,
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