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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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I'm not telling you.
I'm gonna gaz everyone else that asks, except you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:48,
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Oh cheers for that gaz mate, what an eye-opener.
Who knew that the trick is simply 'don't be Nakers'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:50,
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i know, easy isn't it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:50,
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A rule of life for pretty much all situations.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:51,
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It's the only rule that isn't meant to be broken.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:54,
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Is it if your pint tastes like semen?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:53,
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no, its to do with the way they interact with you.
Any bar staff can feign interest in whatever dull tripe the regulars are prattling on about.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:56,
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What way is that then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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I tend not to say anything more than.
"hi" "pint of grolsch please" and "busy tonight isn't it"
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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do you not tell them about your home brewing?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:01,
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Nope, but they did collect all the cider bottles they sold for a weekend so I could get started.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:02,
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'which of your cocktails has a taste strong enough to mask the flavour or *these* little beauties?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:02,
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have you got any blue cocktails per chance?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:03,
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When I worked in bars I had to listen to all manner of crap from daytime alcoholics.
The ones who tipped or got me a drink bought my time.
Simples.
Such a bar whore.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:56,
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