probably the traditional
increasingly polite and uneventful party at my friends' house. I want a house party where you get wrecked and get up to larks and shenanigans :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

See, the problem you've got here is you are in your 30s, not your teens.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:47, Reply)

And she is limited her pulling potential to 'larks' when there are other types of bird available.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:49, Reply)

It amazes me that Cavy is still single with all the help and advice she gets here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:53, Reply)

We should start throwing in the odd bit of bad advice.
Just to see what happens.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:55, Reply)

It couldn't make things any worse.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Hang on. I'll find out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Nothing.
Not even a 'thank you'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Unless she's on facebook right now creating an 'event'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:16, Reply)

If you want a wild party Cavy.
I suggest you have one yourself. Advertise it on Facebook too. In fact, only invite people on Facebook. That's very important.

Make sure you take a load of photos.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Listen to Jeff, Cavers.
He knows what he's talking about here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:06, Reply)

The larks need to know where the party is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:09, Reply)