Nah bruv Two Dogs innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The only purpose of two dogs
was to top the first can of Stripe to take the edge off it at 11am at the Church.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Strewth, you never actually went there did you?
I was once innocently getting on the tube coming home from my brother's one Sunday afternoon when the post-Church crowds descended. They had security guards on the tub platform to stop people falling in front of the trains. Scary fuckers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)

My mate used to go
the stories he would tell were grim
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)

The last couple of times I went it was pretty awful
but in the early nineties it was quite entertaining.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)

fuck yeah
it was genuinely mental back in the day when it first moved to Bagleys.

It did go fairly rapidly downhill mind you, and it wasn't exactly "culture".
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)

now you'll find people vomming in the corner or getting wanked off on the "dancefloor"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:47, Reply)

yeah, you're probably right.
It used to be fairly insane the day after the Irish or Welsh played at Twickenham, you'd get a load of the players in. Entertaining times.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Oh, also, I used to live in Acton
and the Redback out there was where a lot of them went "post-church"

You really did have to be very careful driving around there on Sunday afternoon/evening as they would quite often be antipodeans unconscious in the middle of the road.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:48, Reply)

there are some drinks involving alcopops that i want to try.
wkd blue + port = cheeky vimto
smirnoff ice + lager = turbo shandy
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Cheeky Vimto is really quite good.
Although I'm not really that keen on drinks that don't taste like booze.

I quite like jaffabombs though, mind you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:47, Reply)

My brother's mate Helene used to make shandies out of Special Brew and Diamond White.
Now that's what I call 'turbo' vol 1.

And then of course there is 'Bod's' invention 'Sherrydown' which needs no explanation.

Good old crusties.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)

yeah, super snakebite
Tennents super, diamond white and creme de cassis. All of the class.

Especially with a cointreau depthcharge.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)