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Thread number four: you're mother's a whore.I'm being interviewed by the Independent's 'i' magazine at 2pm.
Have you ever been interviewed by The Independent? If so, when?
Alt: How about The Observer?
Altalt: What are you up to this weekend?
Altaltaltalt: Where the fuck are the mods who were so happy with the "step" hammer earlier this year?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:12,
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That's right.They've heard about how #counterfeitAls is 'trending' on 'Twitter' and they want to know the real story behind it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:16,
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I just rang the mods who were so happy with the "step" hammer earlier this year but there was no reply.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:18,
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I'm starting to get really worried about this.I do hope they're alright.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:18,
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IT'S OK EVERYONE!!!! PANIC OVER.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:20,
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That's all right.I was just calling to ask what you're wearing, you filthy little slut.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:22,
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What I'd like to knowis what's so wrong with the "step" hammer of today? I mean, to all intents and purposes it's no different from the "step" hammer earlier this year, so what's changed?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:26,
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Too busy fingering kids and dogs to be bothered.Apart from Scaryduck, who spends his time outside school playgrounds.
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Reducing stepping was supposed to reduce the borrowing on /links, but if anything the b3taconomy is continuing to shrink.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:33,
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what for?I have never been interviewed by either the Independent or the Observer. I feel perhaps I'm missing out.
I could probably combine the alt with the altalt if I were interviewed for the "weekender" page of the Guardian Weekend magazine.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:18,
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is it going to be one of those interviews along side loads of fashion photographs of you?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:19,
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Actually they want to know the *real* One Direction, from the man who knows them best (IE ME).(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:21,
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I have been interviewed as part of my jobfor local newspapers but nothing national... I was also on BBC local radio for the same reason. I am a classic face for radio but I do have a voice that makes middle aged women fizzy.
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Sorry about this thread, guys. Se'sly.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:28,
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I've never been interviewed by a newspaper, because contrary to popular opinionI am in fact incredibly boring.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:29,
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This doesn't sound possible.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:32,
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I cannot reply to this thread until its apostrophe catastrophe is sorted out(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:30,
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I have to leave it there, soz. Jeff's called me out on it so it must stay.If i were mod rather than that uselss shit b3th then MAYBE I could change the rules but no. NO, everyone wanted b3th.
Well, enjoy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:31,
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Thats O'k. I just wanted to say "apostrophe catastrophe"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:36,
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Is that another of AA's 'metal' bands?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:42,
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Why are they interviewing you? Is it part of their "living on the breadline series"?Alt: Christmas drinks at mine tomorrow, mulled cider all round
altaltalt: I do not know what you are banging on about
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:32,
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They're doing a 15 page Hawkwind special.b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1808496
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:33,
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I see....Is there going to be enough material to fill 15 pages, or will the centre spread be a pull out and keep poster?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:35,
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They've been going nearly 34 years, what do you reckon?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:43,
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i've never heard of them, they must be shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:47,
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I've been going 38 and no cunt is interviewing me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:47,
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So Sporters, why did you originally get into IT and server maintenance?zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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Maybe you have released enough classic psych rock albums yet.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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I have really enjoyed that thread this morning.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:35,
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what about?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:43,
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hey windy, just out of interesthow would one know if bar staff didn't like them even if they were being nice?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:44,
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test your drinks for spunk.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:45,
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If one's name was Nakie Noo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:52,
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I think your paranoia on this matter, probably answers your question.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:52,
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What is it you do?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:52,
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Homosexual prositute.online retail
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:54,
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is this a online xmas shopping thing?I but the I most days. I'll look put for you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:55,
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I'll let you know if I find out when it's going in.It's not Xmas related so they might not use it for a while.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:57,
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I thought your job was dull and uninteresting?Hang on, that is the i to a tee.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:52,
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I was on the North East news as a kidRunning a business in primary school
AltAlt:
Tonight I will be mostly drinking red wine and working
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:46,
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I dont even have a sisterI sold her for Haribo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:58,
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Oh fucking hell I've just torn the sleeve of my tshirt in half.I like this shirt as well, bollocks. It's a Pink Fairies one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:53,
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were you flexing your "guns" in the mirror?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:54,
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How did you manage that?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:54,
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It's not quite big enough if I am honest, and I yanked the sleeve down where it had ridden up my armand the fucker ripped in two, vertically. I wonder if the cotton has perished, it's rather old.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:55,
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Afternoon.I've not been interviewed by any newspaper, though I did appear on telly once.
I've got my Christmas party tonight and I've entirely forgotten how to tie a bow tie. Good job the internet exists.
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Kroney, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:55,
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Staying at home for a wank instead, right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:56,
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While chocking himself with a bow tieit's the french equivalent of a "posh wank"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:58,
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Nah, I'll go. Free bar for a while and some of the girls scrub up alright.(
Kroney, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:58,
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oh god did you accidentally choke her to death during a sordid sex game"Why didn't you shout the saftey word Mrs. Kroney, WHY, oh God what have I done, WHAT HAVE I DONE!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:08,
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Emerson Stranglewank III(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:43,
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lolsSorry, couldn't resist
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:14,
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\o/ indeedFucking marvellous idea
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:12,
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I'm stocking up nicelyLeffe
Merlot
Gin
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:13,
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DittoPeroni
Shepherd Neame 1698
Brains SA
Toro loco tempranillo
Brewdog IPA
and a bottle of Monkey Shoulder
Just need some cheap plonk for the ladies now.
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They freak my nut out to this day.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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I'm back. Interview over.It went well, I think.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:20,
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I just treated myself to a new Pink Fairies t shirt as a reward.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:21,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:24,
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This but in blue:www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261130778702?hlp=false
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:27,
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they are gonna twist your words so you look like a right spastic(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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Nah the woman was fuckin begging for it.I could smell the fuckin pheremones down the phone.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:24,
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I'll tell you what, I hope the mayan appocolips isn't very painful or anything.A sudden ctrl+alt+del will suit me fine, and I'll see everyone in a few billion years where I'll post the exact same thing about the mayan apocolips.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:37,
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my favourite apocolips was hooch.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:38,
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The only purpose of two dogswas to top the first can of Stripe to take the edge off it at 11am at the Church.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:41,
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Strewth, you never actually went there did you?I was once innocently getting on the tube coming home from my brother's one Sunday afternoon when the post-Church crowds descended. They had security guards on the tub platform to stop people falling in front of the trains. Scary fuckers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:44,
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My mate used to gothe stories he would tell were grim
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:45,
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The last couple of times I went it was pretty awfulbut in the early nineties it was quite entertaining.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:46,
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fuck yeahit was genuinely mental back in the day when it first moved to Bagleys.
It did go fairly rapidly downhill mind you, and it wasn't exactly "culture".
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:45,
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now you'll find people vomming in the corner or getting wanked off on the "dancefloor"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:47,
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yeah, you're probably right.It used to be fairly insane the day after the Irish or Welsh played at Twickenham, you'd get a load of the players in. Entertaining times.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:50,
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Oh, also, I used to live in Actonand the Redback out there was where a lot of them went "post-church"
You really did have to be very careful driving around there on Sunday afternoon/evening as they would quite often be antipodeans unconscious in the middle of the road.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:48,
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there are some drinks involving alcopops that i want to try.wkd blue + port = cheeky vimto
smirnoff ice + lager = turbo shandy
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:46,
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Cheeky Vimto is really quite good.Although I'm not really that keen on drinks that don't taste like booze.
I quite like jaffabombs though, mind you.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:47,
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My brother's mate Helene used to make shandies out of Special Brew and Diamond White.Now that's what I call 'turbo' vol 1.
And then of course there is 'Bod's' invention 'Sherrydown' which needs no explanation.
Good old crusties.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:50,
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yeah, super snakebiteTennents super, diamond white and creme de cassis. All of the class.
Especially with a cointreau depthcharge.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:52,
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THIS WAS ALWAYS GONNA BE A SHIT THREAD SO I DONE DID A NEW ONE(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:51,
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