Well just made the family breakfast in bed My Omelettes are amazing I AM OMELETTE KING
What's the one dish that you excel at?

Alt: Perfect buffet. Give me some ideas about what I could add to the Christmas Eve. Buffet.

Alt:Alt: What you lot up to today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:20, 24 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*sympathy reply*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I really have had enough of discussing christmas food.
I spend so much time on the phone to the sort of Dick heads who volunteer to organise a staff Christmas do. Put some fucking shit in a bowl, the cunts will be so pissed by the time it goes, you'll be lucky not to lose a finger in the ensuing carnage as the fat slobs push and shove just to pile their plate on the company pound. Fat ungrateful shit bags. I can't wait to see the end of it, and settle down to s proper Christmas with my family and a couple of close friends.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I used to end up having 3 Christmas dos.
1) Our team used to go to a local pub for tea and then go and get horrendously pissed
2) The Office do is usually a posh meal in a posh hotel and generally shit. I don't do enforced bonhomie.
3) The Office Sports and Social dinner which is usually on a Wednesday afternoon and consisted of a traditional turkey dinner until the canteen closed :(

This year, the Sports and Social have organised an... erm... *fiddles with collar* erm... MASSIVE HOG ROAST!!
Sorry Pigsley :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)

like Chompy's had a special spitroast

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Pfft! :)

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Been out for breakfast.
Just going out to buy cat food, then going to the pub before heading off to football.

This evening will be spent in the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)

looks like one of the girls at the office party got double teamed by two of the guys.
Stay classy Yorkshire
(PsychoChomp, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Blimey.
Did you go into town or not?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:13, Reply)

yeah some westherspoons then a couple of clubs
I went home about 1230 when the cokeheads were pissing me off.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Pussy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I got the train about 11.
I'm trying to think which Wetherspoon's it would have been, probably the one down by Slug & Lettuce. Not a good end of town. Call Lane is cool.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)

'looks like', eh...
How close to the action were you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:30, Reply)

i was passed out in the next room.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)

How can you see that from here?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)

If I slip you a tenner for your misses, will you post us a picture of her tits?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:47, Reply)

if i give you a staple gun could you staple her stomach to stop her being fat? xxx

(PsychoChomp, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)

If I give eaither of you a tenner can I get to sniff your fingers?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 16:55, Reply)

why didn't we get updates of this at the time?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Some cunt: "I've got this great idea for a delivery business. We deliver things mon-fri 9-5 when people are at work. Then, to get a redelivery (again only mon-fri 9.5) we charge them if they don't want to or can't wait in all day. GENIUS!"

Cunt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)

come on cavy,
You can't have everything based around your timetable. I'm generally in the house during those hours, so it suits me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)

in which case I need you to wait at my house to
sign for my visa.

Right, I'm off. If I'm on here Sunday evening, someone needs to make a point of asking me what I got up to, OK?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I've made farmhouse sausages with the nipper today
they look ok but we got bored after the first batch so instead of twenty we have five. Plus we used cheap sausagemeat so i fear i may have recreated Tesco Value bangers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I'll hold back on the strike troughs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Is this thread still going?
I typed that shit this morning, since then I have been buying Yam, Plantain Cho-Cho & Scotch Bonnet Peppers for my winter soup also adding a packet of this.



I bet Darth would love it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)