People making plans, being all fucking chummy and then not following through with them.
This is a crime solely leveled at the disingenuous relative, the quasi-mate from way back when and the undergraduate student.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Was the plan "of course we'll take you to the park to play your legitimate sport on christmas eve"?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I bet he got upset becasue they also took a dog
and it turned out to be better than him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Dogs cheat, they have no place on the pitch.

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:15, Reply)

No, I've not been the victim of such a heinous act for a while now, I dealt with the offenders swiftly and decisively.
I am girding my loins for the inevitable christmas-bullshittery that the family will be spouting when they have a skinful of the old mulled wine.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Bitter about something young Alan?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:15, Reply)

He's bitter about being worse than nakers in a non ironic way

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)

\o/
I think
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I guess the christmas spirit hasn't snuck into my room, dropped trou and squeezed a happyfeeling steamer on my chest yet like you aspartame-sweetened lot >:(

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:22, Reply)

No, that was you yourself when you were 'in your cups' last night.
Or this morning. Or just now. Who knows?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Aww mate,
I'm having a fucking hellish time of it at the moment, with all the Christmas party wankers, but just the thought of a day where I am guaranteed to have to do Fuck all except walk the dogs, eat some good food and get tarred is bliss. No chance of work ringing, or anyone getting in my face, or vomiting on my shoes (well, I might vomit on my own shoes, but that's ok), or any other normal gobshite. It's not "just another day" its a proper nothing day. I appreciate others will be working, and I have worked in the past, but I need this one.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I'm so looking to doing bugger-all too
Apart from running up Moel Famau for christmas in a santa hat, that'll be lol
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:11, Reply)

You say lol,
I just call you a wanker. I agree though mate, the lead up to it is a bit shit. And people act like cunts and then "oh its Christmas, I'm really busy" wank.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:18, Reply)

You seem quite bitter.
Are you one of those people that everybody says "oh yeah, we'll definitely go out for drinks" and then forget to invite you?
( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:26, Reply)

"forget"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:26, Reply)

He doesn't understand why it happens
he does his best to creep and crawl and brown nose.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Speaking from experience eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)

He may not know it but we all know he is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Don't talk about 'bitter' to Alan.
Or lager, or wine etc. Or 'drinks'.

*does 'change the subject' throad-cutting gesture and hard stare*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)

You know what, I reckon Mongychops has a point
Brb, going up the juicer
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Don't do it m8!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

or do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Another one?
Does this one also tuck his cock into his arsehole?
( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)

He's so lashed up he keeps missing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:39, Reply)