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So people are total cunts right? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-20766258

Stuff like this makes me sad. What's the WORST crime, apart from murder/rape, they're obvious. I think metal theft is up there.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:54, 90 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The Daily Mail

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Yeah I'd like to see their comment section on this story.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

they might explode
especially if the robbers turn out to be gay and/or non white
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Here you go.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2249770/Great-Ormond-Street-Heartless-thieves-steal-Christmas-presents-sick-children-hospital.html
No one has blamed nu labour yet.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:08, Reply)

But someone's had a go about speeding in response.
"What is this country coming to,still lets fine another motorist for going 2 miles an hour over the limit,meanwhile this happens."
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)

if the policeman who caught the speeding motorist had been permanently on guard at the hospital this never would have happened

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:11, Reply)

nice work
I can't even click that link, I'll just get cross. Post us some highlights
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:12, Reply)

"Its no less than a MP would do. Probably they thought they were entitled to more expenses."

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:13, Reply)

nice bit of racism here
"Obviously one of the staff at the hospital stole them. Probably someone that does not celebrate Christmas"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)

wow
fair play
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)

"The scum who perpetrated this theft, should have their thieving fingers Cut off . THE WHEP. (We`ve Had Enough Party )"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Criminals from Christian nations are famous for their yuletide amnesty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Fucking atheists.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Or this one
"I wouldn't mind betting that when the thieves are caught (it would take more than one person to carry 20 presents), they will be from let's call it 'another country', and that they will claim that 'they thought the presents were there for anyone to take'. The judge will be very understanding and give them a caution."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Love this one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)

That's a classic mail comment. 5/5

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I like how they have to put "another country" in quote marks.
Because they don't want to write "Darkyville"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)

'Bongo-Bongo Land' PLEASE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)

In fairness it has all the hallmarks of 'gyppo'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Sympathy reply :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Metal theft,
Rap theft, Blues theft.

Any sort of illegal music downloading, really.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)

The worst crime is downloading music off the internet
because, although it isn't theft, it's so morally reprehensible it drives otherwise rational tall hairy drug addled poverty stricken estranged fathers to great heights of extreme rage.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

And recovering alkies.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:03, Reply)

AAAAaaaAAAAaaaaaAAAaAArGHHHHHH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Those kids'll probably all be dead soon anyway.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I'm annoyed that this robs us all of some barely used secondhand items for cheap on gumtree when the cancer knicks them off on boxing day.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)

copyright infrigement

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

My cat has just broken the Sky TV box. Bastard.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)

did it piss on it?
CaC
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Jumped on to it, missed and knocked it on to the floor. Bastard.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)

oh dear, you'll never get a new one before christmas now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Thankfully we're away for Christmas.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:08, Reply)

i think we are all thankful for that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Looks like I can get a new one on eBay for £55.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)

It's probably just knocked a connection out. Get your screwdriver out.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:16, Reply)

make sure you leave the box plugged in while you fiddle about in it
that way you'll know when you've found the problem
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)

This is not as stupid an idea as you mean it to be.
If you plug it in and turn it off at the wall you'll ground it and protect the componenets from static discharge.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I'm no good at that sort of thing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)

What have you got to lose though?
Either you fix it, £55 quid bonus, or you don't.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)

True.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Does it turn on?
Those boxes are mostly just motherboards with a hard drive attached. If it turns on but can't read the disc, it'll be as Chompy says and one of the cables has come loose from the drive.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Or the power connection to the motherboard if it doesn't.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)

In my old Thomson one, the power was soldered.
I haven't looked at the new ones.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Or it's 'proper fucked'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Power is on, lights on the display react to the remote control.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)

it's the red ring of death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Your mum has a red ring that smells like death.
But Monty still had a go on it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)

It's true!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Chances are it's the drive connections.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I've taken it apart, no loose or disconnected wires. It's 'proper fucked' to quote Boyce above.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Ah well, it was worth a look

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Do you want me to pop over and have look at it for you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I just had a mental image flash through my mind.
It was a mushroom cloud.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Nah. Thanks for offering though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)

The WORST crimes are minor traffic offences.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Fucking people smuggling..

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Crimes like that deserve to be punished by the removal of wing mirrors.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:08, Reply)

People making plans, being all fucking chummy and then not following through with them.
This is a crime solely leveled at the disingenuous relative, the quasi-mate from way back when and the undergraduate student.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Was the plan "of course we'll take you to the park to play your legitimate sport on christmas eve"?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I bet he got upset becasue they also took a dog
and it turned out to be better than him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Dogs cheat, they have no place on the pitch.

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:15, Reply)

No, I've not been the victim of such a heinous act for a while now, I dealt with the offenders swiftly and decisively.
I am girding my loins for the inevitable christmas-bullshittery that the family will be spouting when they have a skinful of the old mulled wine.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Bitter about something young Alan?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:15, Reply)

He's bitter about being worse than nakers in a non ironic way

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)

\o/
I think
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I guess the christmas spirit hasn't snuck into my room, dropped trou and squeezed a happyfeeling steamer on my chest yet like you aspartame-sweetened lot >:(

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:22, Reply)

No, that was you yourself when you were 'in your cups' last night.
Or this morning. Or just now. Who knows?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Aww mate,
I'm having a fucking hellish time of it at the moment, with all the Christmas party wankers, but just the thought of a day where I am guaranteed to have to do Fuck all except walk the dogs, eat some good food and get tarred is bliss. No chance of work ringing, or anyone getting in my face, or vomiting on my shoes (well, I might vomit on my own shoes, but that's ok), or any other normal gobshite. It's not "just another day" its a proper nothing day. I appreciate others will be working, and I have worked in the past, but I need this one.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I'm so looking to doing bugger-all too
Apart from running up Moel Famau for christmas in a santa hat, that'll be lol
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:11, Reply)

You say lol,
I just call you a wanker. I agree though mate, the lead up to it is a bit shit. And people act like cunts and then "oh its Christmas, I'm really busy" wank.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:18, Reply)

You seem quite bitter.
Are you one of those people that everybody says "oh yeah, we'll definitely go out for drinks" and then forget to invite you?
( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:26, Reply)

"forget"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:26, Reply)

He doesn't understand why it happens
he does his best to creep and crawl and brown nose.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Speaking from experience eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)

He may not know it but we all know he is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Don't talk about 'bitter' to Alan.
Or lager, or wine etc. Or 'drinks'.

*does 'change the subject' throad-cutting gesture and hard stare*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)

You know what, I reckon Mongychops has a point
Brb, going up the juicer
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Don't do it m8!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

or do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Another one?
Does this one also tuck his cock into his arsehole?
( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)

He's so lashed up he keeps missing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:39, Reply)

YES!
It's HERE! I can go on holiday!

More importantly, I need to get back to work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:39, Reply)

quick tell the internet!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I'm excited now
the internet must know!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)

My neck is still sore this morning
I reckon I'll have to go back to the Osteopath tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)

*checks Give-a-shit-ometer*
*taps screen*


*changes batteries*

*taps screen again*

etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Oh Monty you made me do a sadface
I thought you cared for me like you did for Lusty
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)

It's.....it's different.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Time man of the year is Kim Jong Un.
oh 4chan you crazy kids.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)