Dear cunts,
Could you try to be a bit less cunty for a week or so over Christmas? and yes God that does include you, stop looking at your feet, you try to pretend this is your holiday, so get in the proper spirit or I'll deck your fucking halls, alright?

Love Wilf.

Alt, depends how hornet/attracted to the person you are, genitals can be both the best and worst on this one. Leaving them aside I'm gonna go with the inside of the ear.

AltAlt: Nada just yet, I'll pop to the co-op when the lunchtime rush dies down, probably have a rustlers burger, nom.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:20, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

fuck off CQ, i hope you get piles for christmas

(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)

awww, and I'm always so nice to you quint
*sadface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)

my glasses are somewhat of a mish-mash too
i have a set of simlar looking slim jims with nobbled bit on the bottom, but again they are too small. i mostly drink from a pint glass, usually stolen from a pub

i have one very fancy wine glass, all my other wine glasses were broken by stupid drunken twats
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)

i do have some fancy whisky tumblers though
so, yeah
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Poor Alan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)

it was my fault
i shouldn't have gone for the posh ones

what WAS I thinking?
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Tsk.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Shut up. Wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)

shut it stumpy
you're getting duller and more monotonous that Rory
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)

my crockery sets are quite nice
pottery sideplates and dinnerplates, a few denbies bowls and cereal bowls, nothing fancy
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)

What about your pots & pans?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I ALREADY FUCKING MENTIONED THEM YOU FUCKEN DICKHEAD PRICK

(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Not in sufficient detail you degenerate fuckwit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:38, Reply)

You are Quinten's poor relation

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:31, Reply)

?

(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)

*drinky gesture*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Yes please!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I knew that would get you out of the woodwork.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Fancy a quick pint after work later?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I have other commitments I'm afraid, young sir.
Opportunity to raise some Xmas pocket money.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:40, Reply)

*wanker gesture*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Oh hi Quinten, didn't see you there
How's it going buddy?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:34, Reply)

great thanks, Mister Adam, sir
merry christmas and how's your plates?
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Merrymishmash to you too and all that xmas nonsense.
I'm doing well, and I'm thinking about broadening my horizons*

*moving over to /offtopic
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)

first thing you have to do is knife the toughest looking guy
then no-one else will mess with you
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)

By 'toughest' do you actually mean 'toughest' or 'least mentally regressed'?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)

potayto-potatto

(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I am feck all to do with Quint.
and you are a fucktard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)

stop bullying Frisbee
just because he's climbed the social ladder and now ranks higher than you do
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)

you don't need to climb any ladder to out-rank me quint
he's still a fucktard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:36, Reply)

i like you both, i think we all need to calm down and get some breathing space
does anyone want me to gaz a mod?
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:37, Reply)

yeah, go for it
I'm sure b3th wil do..... well, bugger all actually, but maybe one of the p[roper mods.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)

b3th should be up in about an hour and a half

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)

You alright poppet? You want a horlicks and a tummyrub?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:38, Reply)

get fucked you walking waste of organs.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:40, Reply)

(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)

(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Some ambassador for positivity you are

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Leave him Alan he ain't worth it.

TAXI!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Don't run him over!
He has a sensitive collarbone!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Clicking this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)