Morning nakers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:23, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Morning weepee, how were last nights pissed wankers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Another office party thrown out for acting the cunt.
It's getting me down nakers, worst year ever. All these guys showing off in front of their staff/colleagues, then get upset when I tell them to leave, start apologising "oh come on mate, its our office party" does not give you permission to dangle your cock in the table vases.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Surely the office party should be where you DO behave...
Or have I missed something?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:50, Reply)

god knows.
Just seems to be large groups of people lacking the ability to act like adults.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I really dislike 'people'.
If I tried to do your job I'd be in prison within six months.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Years ago I worked in a hotel where a local double-glazing firm held their annual Christmas party.
One year, to save time, the local police stationed a van in the hotel car park ready to deal with the inevitable trouble.
Clearing the ballroom after the party always took 'til the breakfast staff were coming on shift the next morning.
Vile people.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:58, Reply)

There's a nightclub just off the Clapton roundabout on the 'Murder Mile'
where on Friday and Saturday nights an ambulance and a couple of police vans park up and wait for the inevitable, every single weekend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:59, Reply)

oxford seems to just have pit almost all the clubs on 2 streets thst run parralell to eachother,
Cop and an ambulance at both end of each street, done.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Is the Park End still open?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:14, Reply)

its called Lava Ignite now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Jesus that is a shit name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:20, Reply)

it is also a ludicrously shit club.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)

well yes, i used to go there as a teenager
or DTMs, purple Turtle and the Cellar. Good times*

* average times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Fucking beasts of the field.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:52, Reply)

*makes note*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)