Would you rather..?
Lets beat this bleak Wednesday with a fun game of 'would you rather?'

First.

Would you rather spend a day in Vanessa Feltz' armpit, or an hour in David Camerons jockstrap?

I would for for the latter. probably more room to breathe.


Alt. Lunch etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 13:53, 36 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I have had curry and pizza for lunch, lolfatty
Feltz's armpit I guess...not sure what else to say on the matter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 13:57, Reply)

I would rather not participate in this silly game.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:05, Reply)

I would rather talk about something else.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)

^ this. ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:05, Reply)

I don't like this question, GeordieJay.
I think your locking horns with Wilfred yesterday has you more rattled than you're admitting. I mean, fair enough, the guy's a fucking maniac but what you saw wasn't FUCK ALL compared with what it could've been. I guess what I'm trying to say here is that it's OK to cry, yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I think we should do a reddit* style AMA
which means ask me anything grandad

*it's a website on the computers
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I do not understand this post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Someone starts a thread, or a sub thread, where anyone can ask a question about anything and they'll try to answer them all honestly.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I'm up for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Gonzo AMA, would be fun.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Start a new thread gonz, this one is shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Wilf was merely toying with him.
Like a cat playing with a mouse before it kills it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Like a victorian gentleman paying a prostitute before dropping her from his baloon and taking the money back.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I'm tired of waiting for the next assault...
STOP TEASING ME, MAN!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:15, Reply)

I think you should ask if anyone here has ever paid to have sex

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)

THIS ALSO WENT WELL!
I have to admit, I'm a pretty amazing thread starter.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Punking instiga-TAH

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

pretty amazing thread starter. prick
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Alt. Wanker

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:15, Reply)

I DUN A NOO FRED

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)

fukkit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I've just had a smashing lunch in the restaurant i used to run.
The owner still properly treats me like royalty, 4 beers and I paid for 1, dinner was free for lady pig, best table. Sometimes, I hate my industry, but today has reminded me the perks of it.

As for your initial question. Why don't you Fuck off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)