if you could give anyone on here a tip
what would it be?

actually, this would be a better thread.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Don't start smoking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)

S Club 7'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)

you know what i mean
something cutting and personal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Ok, just for you: Try liposuction you fat bifter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)

but then i'd just eat it all back on

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I hear you get up late to go to work. Is this true and how did you manage to get that??

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)

er
are you thinking of b3th? i was IN work by 7.30 this morning...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:29, Reply)

OI!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)

sorry.......

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I fucking knew it was too good to be true, apologies.
I got my hopes up then that I'd bag that magical in-house gig and work whenever the hell I want and get paid like someone who didn't work in law :(
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)

i'm not inhouse
but it is like the holy grail. my friend left here to work inhouse for [hotel chain], she now works 9-5, £100k+, free holidays in various hotels around the world. gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I qualify at the end of next month. I'm totes expecting some faceless conglomerate to whisk me away and make me their corporate whore for a fat wedge and easy hours.
*sigh* someday my prince will come...
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)