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Battered: AMA.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I have genuinely never paid for sex.Despite what that mangled screen grab says.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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Is this the way to Amarillo?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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Do you use the small child's urinal when you go to MAcdonalds?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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Because I know you would miss me.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:09,
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Wah' was daaat?(Bruce Lee voice)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:09,
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Not being listened to, homelessness, rudeness, gypsies, and many more things(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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We went for a drink after work, then we went out for supper a couple of evenings later.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:10,
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textbook set-play, tony.the defence never saw it coming.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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Do you have to put padding on your desk so you don't bang your head on it? (, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)
As I don't work with you, I don't need it.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:10,
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Have you ever, in your career as a restaurant critic or whatever the fuck it is you do, been a proper fat bastard?and if not, why not? Don't you like your job?
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At my heaviest I was 16stone. I have weighed 12-13 stone for the last 10 years.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:11,
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I started running and eating less. Not exactly difficult.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:13,
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Have you ever had a pint with Marc Almond?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:10,
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OOOWEEEEEEWhy won't everyone join in on our lol record titles lol?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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This question to Stedman:WHYAREYOUSOFUCKINGCRAP?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:11,
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*Matt Bianco feels like a great weight has been lifted*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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Thanks very much Eliot.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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When you talk about my girlfriend do you think you're being funny?(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)
How many units of alcohol do you drink in an average week?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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lotsEdit: about 30 I reckon, of decent strength stuff
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:14,
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The equivalent of drinking 4 pints of cider per day.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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Or in my case 2 pints and couple of glasses of wine with supper.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:17,
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There are about 2.5 units to a pint of lager.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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It's an Almond to the power of 10(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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Roughly 2 units to a pint of beer.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:16,
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Why are you doing an AMA?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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becuase they are boring and shit?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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Would you rather spend an evening with Kitty or Piers Morgan?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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I'm with Darth herethere's no point you doing an AMA unless you're going to answer the relevant ones
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:21,
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I have met her and found her the most boring person on the planet, unintelligent and vacuous. I almost wept from the boredom.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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OK, but most normal people would simply file that factand never mention it again. Bringing it up on the odd occastion she appears does, really, make you look like a psycopathic stalker who was turned down by her.
And no-one needs that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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Which pantomime is your favourite?I like Jack and the beanstalk.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:14,
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Serious answer: annonymouse '360 feedback' as done by the large companies I have worked for says yes.At least one person did; I married her.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:16,
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what the fuck is a 360 feedback form?Or, more specifically, how does a 360 feedback form differ from every other type of feedback?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:19,
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All levels within an organisation, not just peers and superiors.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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This doesn't make me any wiser.You mean you're allowed to offer feedback to anyone? What's stopping you doing that on a normal feedback form?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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It's very similar to those ones given at the end of a lecture ocasionally.Q. was your lecturer drunk, etc.
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What would you hope your daughter will grow up to be?Afternoon, by the way.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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Don't get too cocky.You're only BTK by default.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:17,
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Whatever makes her happy and allows her to fulfill her potential.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:16,
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Well it's all in your hands. B3ths life has 'daddy issues' written through it like a stick of rock(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Another of the many reasons I'm not going to do one of these.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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What has been the best individual marketing campaign ever?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:17,
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that balck and white one with the donkeys in the solent.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:17,
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?and also
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9znA_dwjHw
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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you know, dum dumdum dum dum dum, dum dumdum dumdumdum, he waits, dum dum dumdumdum dum, dumdum dum dum dum, he watches
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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The stuff I did for Amazon was pretty fucking close to it.Any of the campaigns with real longevity, such as the Hamlet cigar adverts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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If you see Sid, tell 'im(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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Are you Sid?Have I got a message for you....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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26 years I've been looking for him.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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Who would win in a fight between Giant Haystacks, Brian Jacks and Jeff Capes?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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Depends which one is a paedo this week.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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In reality this is of course correct.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:19,
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I can show my workings too.Jacks - top Judometerist (or something).
Capes - Budgie loving telegraph pole tosser.
Haystacks - Dead.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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As the father of a young daughter,are you concerned that the spirit of Saville lives on in the form of a Welsh rock star?
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Will 'Daley Thompson's Decathlon' ever be beaten as the world's best game?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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what kind of an egotistical cunt would think anyone would be interested in them like this?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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One like me. You fat northern tart.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:21,
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Are you going to do one?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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I can't help reading that in a Scouse accent.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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good god noif anyone wants to ask me anything, they can ask it, it doesn't need a whole thread.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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Why do birds suddenly appearevery time you get your wallet out in a Polish nightclub?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:21,
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You have to have bumsex with Emerson, Lake or Palmer - WHICH ONE?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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I'm afraid this one now wins. Soz Battered.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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Depends if I'm giving or receiving.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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Lake believes in the Israelites.I don't know whether that makes him more or less attractive.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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It'll make his screamed curses as you ream him senselessmuch more interesting.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:26,
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You have to have bumsex with Earth, Wind or Fire - WHICH ONE?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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I am becoming slightly concerned with your bumsex fixation.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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I get two of the above after a nasty curry, so for me it'd have to be Earth, just to make a change.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:26,
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Leave it mate, he ent worf it.Put your jacket back on Alan
Jesus you are fucking nightmare after a skinful.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:26,
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Oh God now he's being sick.We'll never get a cab now.
FFS ALAN
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:28,
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+ SFucking allegorical lions, they can never hold their booze.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:29,
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The Lion the Witch and the Frisbee(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:30,
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I-I'm okay...I'm going to be...oka-HEEEEUUUUURGH(
Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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Stop the internetFrisbee's found someone he reckons he can succesfully abuse. That's a new place for all of us.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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if you could give anyone on here a tipwhat would it be?
actually, this would be a better thread.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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S Club 7'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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you know what i meansomething cutting and personal.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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Ok, just for you: Try liposuction you fat bifter.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:31,
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I hear you get up late to go to work. Is this true and how did you manage to get that??(
Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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erare you thinking of b3th? i was IN work by 7.30 this morning...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:29,
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I fucking knew it was too good to be true, apologies.I got my hopes up then that I'd bag that magical in-house gig and work whenever the hell I want and get paid like someone who didn't work in law :(
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:32,
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i'm not inhousebut it is like the holy grail. my friend left here to work inhouse for [hotel chain], she now works 9-5, £100k+, free holidays in various hotels around the world. gah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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I qualify at the end of next month. I'm totes expecting some faceless conglomerate to whisk me away and make me their corporate whore for a fat wedge and easy hours.*sigh* someday my prince will come...
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:38,
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You have to have bumsex with Freeman, Hardy or Willis - WHICH ONE?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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Do you want me to return to Amazon the LostProphets album I got for your daughter?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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You have to have bumsex with the Father, the Son or the Holy Spirit - WHICH ONE?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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False question; none of these exist.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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The Holy Spirit would at least give you a reacharound.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:28,
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These are good.Do Stock, Aitken and Waterman.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:28,
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You should have done it yourself.Delete and join in properly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:29,
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I'm not as obsessed with bumsex as you obviously are.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:30,
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What's your favourite short story?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:41,
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