You'd have to ask the bullies
I suspect it was a combination of the following factors;

- I went to an all-boys' school, where the most popular pasttime of impressing girls was not an option, so the humiliation of one's classmates ruled the roost
- I was a glasses-wearing geek with no skill in the field of sport, which was basically the only currency beyond being big and tough. Which I was not.
- My oversensitive nature made me a prime target.
- Everyone I went to school with was an utter fucking cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:29, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What was your nickname?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:30, Reply)

My surname
Which is, in itself, apparently hilarious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Ladypart is a funny surname.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)

DON'T FUCKING TELL EVERYONE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I thought his surname was telecommunication analyst

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I thought it was 32.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)

That's his middle name.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Imagine having that read out every morning at register

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)