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Darth Foxtrot's desperately needy AMA threadBEGINS
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If he changes it to AMAA, it'd be acceptable.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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I know the answer to this**I don't really
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:32,
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Are you going to InFest next year?Also, if at some point the missus and I happen to head to Norfolk, fancy meeting up down there instead? (we've actually discussed it, she has family friends down there)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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You betcha!And obviously, would be great to see you and meet the missus
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Why were you bullied at school?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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You'd have to ask the bulliesI suspect it was a combination of the following factors;
- I went to an all-boys' school, where the most popular pasttime of impressing girls was not an option, so the humiliation of one's classmates ruled the roost
- I was a glasses-wearing geek with no skill in the field of sport, which was basically the only currency beyond being big and tough. Which I was not.
- My oversensitive nature made me a prime target.
- Everyone I went to school with was an utter fucking cunt.
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What was your nickname?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:30,
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A better question might be "when are you next in dat London with more then 5 minutes to spare?"I don't know the answer to that either but will let you know next time I have a meeting down there, and will catch a later train if you're up for a pint.
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RRRRRRRRRRRRentaghost!(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:46,
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I am so very sorry to hear that. I didn't realise people could live on so little. What benefits do you claim?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:36,
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It must be nice for you to lord it over someone without needing a stepladder(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Geographic location probably plays a huge part in the salary a job commands.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:40,
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Well yeah but stillWhen i started as a grad i got paid £28k
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:41,
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You couldn't pay me £200k to live there.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:41,
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He's right you knowThat's pretty good considering the average here and the cost of living
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A quick rightmove search confirms you could live in my 1 bed flat or a 4 bed detached house in Norwich...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:45,
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What would the flooring be like in Norwich though?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:46,
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There you goPlus my rent hasn't risen in eight years cos I'm plowing the landlady
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That certainly explains his heavy drinking.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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In order, what are you favourite cricket formats?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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What got you in to ballroom dancing?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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In my experience, men get into Ballroom for one of three reasons1. Gay
2. To meet girls
3. Their girlfriend made them
It will doubtless amaze all of you to know that I was a 3.
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FootballerI'm not even joking. I do, however, accept that I may have missed my window.
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You'd probably get in the Bristol City first team.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:39,
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I bet you're so glad you got that new manager...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:40,
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It took me a while to work that out.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:54,
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Is there anything about you I don't already know?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:35,
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Seems very unlikelyIn fact I'll give you my login and you can answer these for five minutes while I drop the kids off at the pool
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Which brand of lube do you recommend?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:37,
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Sitting through Dirty DancingMakes them wetter than NOLA after Katrina.
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Be safecen.acs.org/articles/90/i50/Studies-Raise-Questions-Safety-Personal.html
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:50,
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Where is the what if the what is in why?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:42,
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Do you know where you're going to?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:43,
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Do you like the things that life is showing you?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:43,
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Do you like the things that life is showing you?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:43,
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Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:44,
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Alright?*edit* I just read Chompy's thread and see what you're getting at.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:48,
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Would you believe they put a man on the moon?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:45,
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I can't believe how dull AMA threads really are.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:48,
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I was thinking about it, but as its 5 oclock and everyone is about to fuck off for the evening, I'll give it a miss.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:01,
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If you're looking for a prize for Worst Song Referenced Today,congratulations.
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Do You Remember Rock 'N' Roll Radio?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:47,
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I should just say to all of you doing lyricsthat I've got my headphones in and am completely incapable of thinking up any song other than the one I'm listening to.
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Barbie Girl is horrifically catchy, granted.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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Who? I said me? I said NORRRR(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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If you had a brand new combine harvester, which b3tan would you give the key to? (, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
b3thShe's a fine-lookin' woman, and I can't wait to get my hands on her land
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Jeff's home already.So am I. SUCK ON THAT!!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:16,
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I can't even go home, i have to go to westfield shopping :((((((((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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I have done all of my Christmas shopping on line this year, except for my dad's present.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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Have you heard of a Tom Baker serial called 'demons' something or other?I just saw it this afternoon in TK Maxx. It looks like a Big Finish type thing, in four or five parts. I was quite tempted.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:23,
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He's just done some Big Finish audiosand also did a couple of series for the BBC Audiogo range as well, so it could be either of those. The BF ones are pretty good, I'm told.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:25,
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I really enjoyed the Big finish serials,especially the Colin Baker ones.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:27,
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I've only listened to a few.Jubilee, The Apocalypse Element and Chimes of Midnight. All excellent. I may pick some more up next time they have a sale.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:28,
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I've got the first fifty or so.After that, I had to stop spending on frivolities.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:31,
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It's been something of a necessity this year, what with ongoing family illness stuff.I usually venture into Newcastle to see what I can pick up, but haven't had any time to this year.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:26,
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I imagine you could probably pick up a couple of slappers(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:27,
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I don't go down the Bigg Market.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:29,
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Good luck Apey.We're all counting on you.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:29,
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I finished yesterday.Off to the pub later, in the meantime I'm wrapping gifts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:17,
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Have you got something huge and extravagant for the doris?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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That doesn't bode well for my chances of a present...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:26,
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Every day with Jeff is a gift for her.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:29,
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Oh man I LOVE that oneyou know the one 'it's got to be-ee perfect'!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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Why am I getting a cold five days before bastard xmas?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:16,
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You probably just need some sleep.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:17,
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I'm going to hit the day nurse in a minute.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:19,
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The missus has one as well.Every. Bastard. Year.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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Trouble with colds is,they always settle on my chest (which has plenty of room, I suppose) and then I get six weeks' worth of bronchitis.
This is not good.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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Go to the pier and get some sea air.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:24,
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It's going to be -13 here tomorrow apparently. Not looking forward to that.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:30,
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I've got one too b3th*germ fives*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:52,
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If you've only got oneMight I suggest you keep them on a bit of string, fed between the sleeves of your coat.
You won't lose them then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 18:07,
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