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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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as is everything else Parker and Stone have put their names to
( , Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
( , Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Two wine gums at the office and you're pissed already
( , Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:00, Reply)

was your right to comment on what makes good comedy flying out of the fucking window
( , Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Embarrassing drivel. The 'drugs' episode was more shit than I could believe possible.
( , Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Perhaps the appeal is wasted on anyone who never had a shit time at school. I daresay the servants you lined up to use as a toastrack at Eton enjoyed it more than you.
( , Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Somehow, I seemed to have some success with girls though, maybe that's the difference?
( , Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)
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