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Christmas disasters. tell me about the burnt turkeys, drunk uncles and family breakdowns.alt: ever been in the dock, maybe accused of a crime you didn't commit/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:20,
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No disasters, but my Stepmum going a bit crazy a few years back is the reason I no longer see family on Christmas DayThere was nothing clear that needed to be done, we'd asked about half an hour previously if there was anything we could do to help, and were told everything was fine. As such, we sat down to watch TV. After a bit, my Stepmum walks in, stares at us, and starts screaming at us, saying we're being 'Ungrateful' and 'Unhelpful', despite the fact we'd asked if anything wanted doing not long beforehand.
If she'd walked in and actually said what she wanted, no problem. Instead, she decided screaming at us was a better idea. Mental.
Alt: Nope.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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I heard there was a new thread.Seeing as I've finally stopped for lunch, I thought I'd come and check it out.
Do something to amuse me. Also, if anyone has any sensible suggestions as to how I might shake the cold that's just starting to take hold, I'd be rather grateful.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:24,
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I'm going with Day Nurse and Night Nurse at the moment.Seems to be helping, but my head is still a bit thick.
EDIT: THANKS NAKERS YOU NEEDY TWAT
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:34,
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I endorse the use of Day NurseOne of the few remaining products to contain pseudoephedrine.
No fucker had any of the liquid in stock at the weekend though, only the gelatin capsules.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:36,
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Monty's got a mate who'll sort you out.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:44,
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I also suggest a healthy dose of MTFUxxx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:39,
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I find the Lemsip max strength drinks do wonders(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:46,
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I used to swear by Contac as a studentbut you don't see it around any more.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:54,
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My new sneakers look great and are super comfy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:32,
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They're called 'pumps'.Possibly 'trainers', or even 'daps', but not 'Sneakers'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:36,
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Whatcha got?I found an old pair of Puma Trimm-Fit in a drawer at work this week, totes forgot I even owned them, they're great, dark green stripe on white.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:47,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:02,
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Oh man I miss sneaker shopping.:o((((((((((((((((((((((
Adidas have some great 80s reissues at the mo. Plus they reissued Nike Jordan IV, possibly my favourites of all time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:53,
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yeah, it's all pretty retro at the mothis is a good thing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:53,
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Them bastards at Puma have Renamed my beloved StatesAs Puma Classics
Cunts
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:56,
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thats because you're a BENT SPASTIC
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:58,
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ERRORStates (or their all-leather equivalent Baskets) are also in my top 3. I have unworn spare pairs of Baskets from years ago, 'just in case'.
I think white on red States with fat laces cannot be beat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:03,
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I think we need a trainer thread(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:11,
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I could bang on about them all day long HH(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:15,
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Bottom of the pageIs this one of the top 3?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:29,
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Yes but with dark red or forest green stripes - or baby blue(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:32,
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Christmas holidays starting in 18 minutes.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:42,
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This^ and there will be company sponsored beer!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:44,
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Last year there was a proper punch up at my uncles. It's a really long story, but basically 2 of my cousins (brother and sister) who had a pretty hare time as kids, dad left, mum went bonkers, foster care, all sorts of crazy. They've been sort of back and forth, best mates, then at daggers, then best friends. Well, last Christmas, they decided to try and patch things up, didn't go to well, bit of shouting, and then the boyfrirnd of the female cousin stepped in. Chavvy little shit bag and it all kicked off. I was holding my uncle back, aunty balling her eyes out, my dad punching this gut in the head, my brother got a black eye.
All best mates again now, but no one spoke to eachother for 6 months.
I have been in court 3 times. All definitely my own fault.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:47,
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And you seem like such a nice boy.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:48,
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Well, there was the year that I went to see RENT and got buggered senseless by half the castbut that happened on the 27th so probably doesn't count
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It was fucking shitas is everything else Parker and Stone have put their names to
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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:59,
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Fucking hell NakersTwo wine gums at the office and you're pissed already
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:00,
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Say it aint so(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:04,
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That film is exceptional, you're an idiot.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:57,
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The Inbetweeners is fucking dire, as is The Office.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:59,
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That whooshing noise you heardwas your right to comment on what makes good comedy flying out of the fucking window
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He's right.Embarrassing drivel. The 'drugs' episode was more shit than I could believe possible.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:05,
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I didn't care for that episode at allPerhaps the appeal is wasted on anyone who never had a shit time at school. I daresay the servants you lined up to use as a toastrack at Eton enjoyed it more than you.
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I had a shit time at schoolSomehow, I seemed to have some success with girls though, maybe that's the difference?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:15,
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Did you have to queue up for ages for that?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:53,
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You know the episode of Battlestar where they rescue the hostages from New Caprica...(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I've got dark red stripe high tops of those. Proper old 70s thin tongues.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:31,
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Shell toes in the top 3?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:38,
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I just sold a couple of pairs of those on eBay.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:40,
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All that B-Boy stuff seems to be coming back inI've seen a few in Tacchini and Kappa track tops
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:43,
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Any sneakers you get in an 11 let me know plsThis includes Converse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:49,
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Same size foot as my son(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:50,
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Ooh. One of these was an 11. Sorry.Adidas trainers
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:52,
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The colourway on those is a bit too waqqi for me but always let me know pls(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:53,
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Puma States, Adidas Superstars and Nike Jordan IVs are my all time top 3.Honourable mention to fucking millions of other ones though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:48,
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Nike High top Balzers????????The old school ones
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:50,
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Oh yes.If you look at the Nike 'swoosh' on Blazers, it was much fatter in those says, they changed it in the 80s. Shoe wankers call the old design the 'fat belly swoosh'. I've seen them in a lovely weird dark greeny blue recently.
I also love the grey and navy Nike Terminators. I fucking I wish I still had some.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:53,
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these are my new ones, think this might be fat bellied swoosh?www.office.co.uk/mens/nike/blazer_low_vintage/21/10446/34601/1/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:56,
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What was the name of them Nikes I hadMaterial high tops with a velcro fastener on the top, as worn by the reese in the terminator movie. never saw another person with them. LOVED THEM TO BITS TRUFAX
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:03,
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Vandals?(I've never seen Terminator so this is a guess)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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*shakes head*How have you never seen Terminator?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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Never seen any of the Alien films either.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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Shocking admissionI suggest you remedy this ASAP
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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Nah, not remotely interested(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:09,
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Terminator is an excellent filmAs is Alien
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:11,
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I bet he hasn't even watched"The man with the iron fists" yet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:13,
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Not yet I haven't but I definitely will(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:14,
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This needs to be watched(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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Couldn't burn it to a DVD for me couldja?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:19,
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That would be copyright infringement and would probably destroy the film industry(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:21,
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It's the type of movie that willnever get released over here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:28,
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Yep Vandels that was it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:11,
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School trainer were alwaysAddidas all blacks (with the massive tounge), why the fuck did they stop making them
*edit* I left my Vandals along with shit loads of other stuff like "Subway art" at that bat metal Ex-girlfriends
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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RACIST(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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I used to like the Rucanor black and white hi tops in the mid 80sKind of like Converse but slightly chunkier.
I also used to fucking love Dunlop hockey boots. Them shits was FRESH.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:21,
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I only ever liked one pair of those(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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I tell what I do love is Adidas Gazelles in baby blue(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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Gazelles are coolbut out of a choice of them or states,
states every time
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:30,
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SameI have an unworn pair of Gazelles in beige which I've just remembered tho.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:31,
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Whats your stance on Phat laces
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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I love the look but they don't suit my choice of jeans these daysso I only rock them with shorts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:35,
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Cooker packed in at 6:30pm on Christmas EveMrs Cow was 8 1/2 months pregnant and we had both sets of parents due for Christmas dinner.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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Why would your parents come over if your wife was 8 1/2 month preggers? For serious(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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So she didn't have to travel to either orf themManaged to get cooker repairman out who "bodged it" for us to cook the turkey on Christmas Eve. His wife also phoned to offer us her oven to cook it in, should ours go bang again
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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He got a bottle of whisky for that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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I still have 19 branded bottles in the car boot\o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:17,
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This is STILL not getting me free booze(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:19,
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If you lived anywhere near you would be welcome to the white spirits,I can't drink them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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Even I'm not that badI use them for paint stripping
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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easy Sean Paul(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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YesNo
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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Have you pulled the office bike yet Nakers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:21,
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Nah, married innitIn fact I've never dallied in the office worker pool
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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A man of moralsThis i like
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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They are so fucking good with a nice steak(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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You work with uggos?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:28,
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He's working towards his beer googles(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:30,
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Brace yourself - I'm going in dry(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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WINDYS DONE A NEW THREAD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:37,
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thanks HH.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:38,
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