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Has anyone started on the booze yet?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:48,
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Not yet.
You?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:50,
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Been given two bottles of wine this morning
They're for tomorrow though, methinks.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:04,
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'methinks'
Doesn't mean 'I think', it means 'it seems to me'.
So every time you use it, you sound like a bellwipe.
JSYK.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:07,
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Tis a habit I can't seem to break.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:12,
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Dost thou realise the benditry of archaic modes of speech? methinks it is beyond your ken.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:14,
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...Yes.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:15,
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Phew!
But yet you do it anyway.
Good plan!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:17,
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I haven't started. Yet.
12 o'clock.
I've been at work 3 hours, AW. It's tough in the squeezed middle.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:05,
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I'VE LEFT WORK ALREADY
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:09,
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Nice one. Good luck with the trains.
I think you might just be OK.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:15,
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No
and nor am I likely to. Unless I break under the horrible pressure of spending Christmas without a drink. Which I probably will.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:09,
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DON'T DO IT!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:16,
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To be honest I'm prepared to deal with ineffective SSRIs for a few days in the name of beer
but Ms Foxtrot is watching me like a hawk
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:20,
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Lavatory drinking ftw.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:32,
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You might be on to something here old boy
The spirit of Christmas! Necking meths in a bog!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:34,
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We've all done it!!
Ahem.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:46,
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I'm about to crack a beer on the tube.
/renegade
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:11,
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I'm about to crack one out.
/compulsive masturbator
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:12,
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I'm about to get on the crack
/moreish
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:15,
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STRIKETHROUGH 'CRACK' + COCK!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:18,
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I'm about to crack open a Tagine
It's Moorish
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:18,
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I'm about to crack open a Patrick
it's Mooreish.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:20,
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I'm evaluating the attractiveness of Girls Aloud
It's "Cor!"/"Ish" *makes wavy hand gesture*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:21,
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ouch
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:22,
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