No, you're right-
I can just tell that serious literature isn't your bag.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

BOOK FIGHT!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:42, Reply)

Go on CQ, list some books that you've read
Then Dozer can list some books that he thinks you won't have read.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:43, Reply)

hmmm, nah.
sounds a bit knobish to me, I'll settle for just enjoying what I read.

even if it isn't 'serious'
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:44, Reply)

Some books that I don't think CQ will have read:
Lolita
White Noise
Imperial Bedrooms
Naked Lunch
Nova Express
Junky
The Satanic Verses
Lilac and Flag
Amsterdam
The Restraint of Beasts
The Crying of Lot 49

Am I right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:47, Reply)

I've read one and a bit of them
Do I win £5?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:49, Reply)

You win £1.50.
Quid per book.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:50, Reply)

Can't wait to receive my postal order!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:51, Reply)

I'll just sellotape a pound coin and a 50 pence piece to the inside of a birthday card.
You know, like your great-aunt always did.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:53, Reply)

I READ 'NAKED LUNCH' WHEN I WAS 15 AND IT'S MY FAVOURITE NOVEL TO THIS VERY DAY!
MY FAVOURITE SHORT STORY IS 'LET ME COUNT THE TIMES' BY MARTIN AMIS!

I ACTUALLY HAVE READ 'THE SATANIC VERSES' AND IT'S PRETTY GOOD!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:44, Reply)

no, not really
although I do have a (slightly better than you) degree in it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:46, Reply)

You have a First?
Blimey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:47, Reply)