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on this day in 1978"The Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station in the South Pole recorded temperatures of 7.5 °F (−13.6 °C), making it the highest temperature to ever be recorded in the South Pole."
What's the highest temperature you've ever recorded at the South Pole? Ever done a squirty splatterfart into a Pringles tube? Why's that pink duck only got one leg?
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You should gaz the mods and let them know.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 23:28,
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Gaz them anywayI reckon it might be quite lonely being a mod.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:06,
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oh, god, not the tedious fuck-nugget.sadtimes
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 23:49,
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Baldmonkey was a god amongst us.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 23:52,
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I don't recall the fat ballbag ever getting trips on offtopic thoughcheck 'em
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He got quads, while posting tentacle porn.Wakki cunt probably did it standing on his head, in gravy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 23:55,
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You and me both Frank, me and you both.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:07,
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I checked, he still updates his worthless blogI imagine he's sat at home in his tattered Y-fronts right now, weeping into his keyboard and thrashing his fists on the desk in a fit of impotent internet rage
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He wished me a merry Christmas.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:13,
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Think what you want, but Balders was a top bloke.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:06,
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OK, I'll think he was a pointless knob then.Cheers for the permission Winders.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:07,
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I liked him, He was a great guy. If he annoyed you, then you are definitely an idiot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:12,
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Winders old son, I think it's generally accepted that I am, indeed, an idiot.this dose not alter the fact that Baldmonkey was a lolwaki, unfunny, novelty tie of a man.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:18,
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Nah, he was excellent.You didn't like him because, you're one of them.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:24,
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Nah, I didn't like him because he was unfunny.and no, that is not 'the joke'.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:33,
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fine, so you're a unknown fuck-nuggetthis makes you sooo much better
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:04,
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Alright Frank(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 23:48,
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Nice. How long you sticking around for?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 23:53,
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It's been mentioned once.By you, in the OP. That's not a discussion.
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I'm shaky on these S.I. units, how many mentions to the discussion?(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Alright b3thPlease can I have my username back now?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:01,
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You shouldn't have done such a quendery thing as to attempt to 'reserve' it.(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:02, Reply)
There was a lot of waki name-stealing going on at the timeI didn't want to become another statistic
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:04,
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Tangledupinbleu is available(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:08,
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That's even more gay than tangledupinblue (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:09,
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What about 'analedupinyou'?For Zoggo here, that's 'analed', not an abortive attempt at 'annulled'.
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This is still leaning towards the 'more gay' category.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:17,
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I like using long words when I don't know what they meanit's even more fun when I can't even spell the word
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'quendery' means 'in the style of a quender'; or 'like a quender'.What word did you think I was trying to use?
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You need to ask a grownup mod, I keep telling you.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:03,
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I did.All he said was Er... Email someone else'
Can't you bring it up at the next meeting or summat?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:05,
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They don't tell me when the meeting are, Tangles.It's like they don't want me to be part of their club or something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:07,
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You need to finger more kids.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:07,
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Probably not.Though technically, qotw is part of my purview. I just never venture over there any more, on account of how it's shit and tedious.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:10,
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who stepped?I've never been stepped, what's your problem you fat idiot
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So, Doze, have a good crimblemas?read some high-brow book and do some well edgy drugs?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:13,
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Actually CQI read My Idea of Fun for the first time in about ten years, and am now reading The Hippos Were Boiled in Their Tanks and I will have finished Gravity's Rainbow by the end of January.
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My brother is down here for NYE.No doubt there will be bad behaviour.
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didn't bother.Gravity's Rainbow I've heard of at least not the other two, but I can guess what kind of thing they'll be. not for me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:36,
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No, you're right-I can just tell that serious literature isn't your bag.
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Go on CQ, list some books that you've readThen Dozer can list some books that he thinks you won't have read.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:43,
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hmmm, nah.sounds a bit knobish to me, I'll settle for just enjoying what I read.
even if it isn't 'serious'
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:44,
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Some books that I don't think CQ will have read:Lolita
White Noise
Imperial Bedrooms
Naked Lunch
Nova Express
Junky
The Satanic Verses
Lilac and Flag
Amsterdam
The Restraint of Beasts
The Crying of Lot 49
Am I right?
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I've read one and a bit of themDo I win £5?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:49,
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Can't wait to receive my postal order!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:51,
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I'll just sellotape a pound coin and a 50 pence piece to the inside of a birthday card.You know, like your great-aunt always did.
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I READ 'NAKED LUNCH' WHEN I WAS 15 AND IT'S MY FAVOURITE NOVEL TO THIS VERY DAY!MY FAVOURITE SHORT STORY IS 'LET ME COUNT THE TIMES' BY MARTIN AMIS!
I ACTUALLY HAVE READ 'THE SATANIC VERSES' AND IT'S PRETTY GOOD!
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no, not reallyalthough I do have a (slightly better than you) degree in it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:46,
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I'd just like to confirm that it's possible to get put on 2.0 by someone who's sandboxed.LOL
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Can you confirm if my wife is asleep so I can go and smoke this joint?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:16,
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