alright Chompy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright hartley.
in the spirit of christmas I shall not call you a cock, but rather enquire what santa has brought you this year.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)

*Sniff* Not a great deal, booze, jelly babies and just over a week off work

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah, I'm ok thinking about going to see Jack Reacher tonight, but I have a feeling it'll be shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)

I fall asleep during any movie I go the cinemas to watch TRUESTORY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I went to a midnight showing of Reservoir Dogs after an evening in the pub
I thought it was short and confusing until my friends told me I'd seen only the first 10 minutes and the last 10 minutes and been asleep the rest of the time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)

A mate of mine who works for the BBC had tickets for the premier
Of the new Batman movie, I turned em down because I didn’t want to be snoring through the film, I could imagine the critics using this.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)