What did you get for christmas then?
I got a Rasberry Pi, and homebrew stuff. I have now got my first all grain brew with REAL hops in the fermenter.

Alt: Worst part of christmas?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:09, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You are fermenting your cooker top?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I HAVE NOW CHANGED THE TYPO

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:11, Reply)

GOOD.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:13, Reply)

a hat, some vouchers and some EDT.
It's my birthday in a fortnight so I have more stuff to come.

Worst part is the enforced jollity.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)

no, eau de toilette

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I got good stuff this year.
Luggage, art (including an original piece), a new radio and aftershave.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Going anywhere nice?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Nothing planned.
It was simply a case that suit carriers aren't always the most convenient weekend bags.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I've had one suit carrier that worked pretty well, but generally they're shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I got some of those special wine glasses
that make it like the wine has breathed for 20 minutes as soon as you pour it into the glass. They do actually make a difference, too. Also the previously mentioned Hugo Man which might well end up being re-gifted. I shall be getting the rest of my presents TONIGHT OH GOSH ITS FINALLY CHRISTMAS
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I have never heard of those wine glasses, have you got a link?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)

They're by Eisch
www.amazon.co.uk/Eisch-Nobile-Sensis-Breathable-Glass/dp/B002UY8MQS/

I've seen reviews saying they work and others saying they don't - I've not tried a comparative tasting but they seem to work for me. Could be the placebo effect though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)

That's the sort of thing I like to get as a Christmas present.
I'd never buy them for myself.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I got a pair many years ago and managed to break them
so I put them back on my amazon wishlist.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)

This is going well.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)

No it isn't.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I got a new watch and some books
Also some socks because I'm old

Worst part was Christmas evening, we ended up watching some misery soaked shit with that Miranda in, awful
( Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I watched, Dr Who, it was shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:38, Reply)

See I liked Dr Who this year
Mostly it's shit though.
Aw man do we have to fight now
( Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Nah, it was saved by the new companion being hot, so I'll allow you to like it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)

She is an attractive lady
I hope that's ok to say, sorry everyone
( Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Don't worry there's no girls or gays around so it's ok.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)

She's got oddly large eyes
like an animé character.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)

If you move your head away from the tv her eyes get more normal sized

( Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:59, Reply)

But then how would I lick the screen whenever she came on?
also something about banjoleles.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)

You'll get tv fuzz on your tongue
poor planning
( Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I would smash that so bad that my own back doors would fall off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:42, Reply)

That happens when you're just walking down the street though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I got a helicopter

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Don't fall off it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Porper LOL.
cheers chompy, I'll try
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Somebody hit you in the face with their spinning penis?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)

yeah
your mum
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)

alright Chompy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)

alright hartley.
in the spirit of christmas I shall not call you a cock, but rather enquire what santa has brought you this year.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)

*Sniff* Not a great deal, booze, jelly babies and just over a week off work

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah, I'm ok thinking about going to see Jack Reacher tonight, but I have a feeling it'll be shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)

I fall asleep during any movie I go the cinemas to watch TRUESTORY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I went to a midnight showing of Reservoir Dogs after an evening in the pub
I thought it was short and confusing until my friends told me I'd seen only the first 10 minutes and the last 10 minutes and been asleep the rest of the time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)

A mate of mine who works for the BBC had tickets for the premier
Of the new Batman movie, I turned em down because I didn’t want to be snoring through the film, I could imagine the critics using this.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)

What is a Raspberry Pi for? I know it's a basic computer that runs Linux
but why would you want one? I thought they were only useful for people in third world countries who couldn't afford real computers?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)

For playing around with.
But my plans are to use it as a simple media server that I can just velcro to the back of the TV. It's only about the size of a credit card and about 2cm thick.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:45, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Ma' got me some good stuff, wasn't much more than an after-thought for one other, and wasn't even an after-thought for most people.
Even though I spend ages getting everything something special for them, and I make sure that everyone has something to open. It ain't 'bout getting goodies, its about showing some thought.

Worst part was having to defend myself every 30 minutes from one snide hypocritical comment here or there, until I gave up and went into Ma's bedroom to piss about on the internet instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)