christ, i have loads
1 - lose a stone
2 - go to the gym/yoga 3-5 times a week
3 - sort out my finances so i actually save something each month
4 - be 5 mins early for everything instead of 10 mins late
5 - keep my bedroom as tidy as the rest of the anally clean flat
6 - learn a new skill, maybe baking
7 - be in work pre-8.30am every day
8 - wear make-up and smooth hair to work
9 - be more patient with trainees and underlings
10 - cut out diet coke unless it's in the pub and served with vodka
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:22, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Get more free holidays?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:24, Reply)

naturally
are you offering?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Maybe.
Have you been to Bognor? I understand that The Sun are doing a nice £9.95 holiday at Haven.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:34, Reply)

will you stroke my arse and call me judy?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

No, but he'll punch you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Yes, Judy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

*pouts*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

11 - give Battered the sympathy shag he so clearly craves
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:25, Reply)

the man has taste

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:27, Reply)