So was it the a "mild-mannered" police station janitor?
or was it Rosemary (HElo HEllo) the Telephone operator?
Who was Hong Kong Phooey Kung Fu crime fighter?
Spot the Cat may know the answer?

Alt: Batfink sucks balls

Alt:Alt: JEFF DOGFUCKER IS A BULLY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:25, 68 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

sympathy reply

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:35, Reply)

They never knew the power of Scatman Crothers
well maybe swipe did
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:38, Reply)

are you having some sort of break down?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Jeff made me do a new one.....
A FUCKING NEW ONE AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT
Fucking hell Windy the whole worlds gone mad.

now stop fronting Cartoons whats the best?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Angry Beavers

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Something about Poke'em'all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Ahh, so that's the real question is it.
Danger Mouse.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:46, Reply)

FOLDSPEN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:47, Reply)

it's not HH having the breakdown

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:47, Reply)

FUCK OFF FAKE PLUMDOZER

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/dumped/post1821012
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:46, Reply)

You're ill informed
Battered made a joke on here the Bann Hammers attacked him like a wild dog pack
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Altalt: Nonsense.
Jeff is lovely and I might kiss him on the lips, if I make it to Bristolb4sh13
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:12, Reply)

You're not allowed to taste meat

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:15, Reply)

SEE WHAT YOU DID JEFFER'S
NOW THEY WILL NEVER KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF "Scatman Crothers"

*Shakes fists at the sun*

have this www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgdMJDD6oYQ
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Evening, turdbuckets.
So, regular poster who pretends to be plumdozer (and previously althegeordie), I am perplexed and VERY DISAPPOINTED by your actions.

Surely we can be entertaining without being waqqi and controversial and shit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:16, Reply)

You aint b3th

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Wait, what?
I'm not? Who am I then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:19, Reply)

another of CQ's lolpuppets

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:20, Reply)

FUCK OFF FAKE PD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:29, Reply)

Beenie Man?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI-xQ7IksUc
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:22, Reply)

Dude!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:24, Reply)

is wha ya a deal wid
Whine it up proper
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:25, Reply)

You ain't my muvva

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:24, Reply)

GERRAHTMYPAHB!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:25, Reply)

You gonna head to the west country for a pint?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:27, Reply)

If I can persuade 'er indoors that it's not weird or owt.
I reckon it's doable though, if I bring the family for the weekend and then nip out to meet you lot.
She likes Bristol and we've got friends there, so I'm hopeful.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:34, Reply)

WIBBLE!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Wobble

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:18, Reply)

where were you when shit got real?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Doing 'stuff'.
You wouldn't BELIEVE who wanted to be you...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:20, Reply)

I would.
He envies my circumnavigation skillzors.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:25, Reply)

And tonight .................

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Michael

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:34, Reply)

Are you saying that Al is the name stealer or that he is another victim?
Go on b3th, reveal more mod secrets.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:21, Reply)

If you went with the lowercase 'i' you'd be able to sell your name to Apple for $$$$$$$$

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:25, Reply)

I don't want money
I just want my name back :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:29, Reply)

Would you pay money to get it back?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:29, Reply)

get it go bare
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:32, Reply)

Sssh. I'm trying to do a deal here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Mums the word (unless your AA)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:35, Reply)

Nah.
It's a shit name.
But it's my shit name :'(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:35, Reply)

^this^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:39, Reply)

I'm not sure I like being called a turdbucket.
Evening b3th.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:24, Reply)

What would you prefer to be called?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:27, Reply)

WP

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:14, Reply)

Pull them wellies on and get em all windy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:27, Reply)

I bought a boot jack as well.
I'd never seen one before, but it is handy for getting your boots off without getting muddy hands. This whole middle class think is alright you know. Might start pretending I have a degree so I fit in better at the parties I keep getting invited too, although you can't really call them parties as it's just people talking and drinking. No stupidly loud music and drugs and people having sex everywhere.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:20, Reply)

I am disappointed by your disappointment.
the evidence is that we cannot. and also that Dozer is a whining crybaby.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:30, Reply)

and that you are that sad and lonely
That you have some sort of a Dozer archive you can extract juicy nuggets from at will.

Keep taking the lithium, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:34, Reply)

And that you are that sad and lonely
That you have some sort of a Dozer archive you can extract juicy nuggets from at will.

Keep taking the lithium Lets have sex, yeah?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:37, Reply)

I'm not Cavy.
She's so lonely he's got her bookmarked for a mutual pityfuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:38, Reply)

I bet she has a few gazzes from you??????????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:40, Reply)

only ones about hamsters.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:08, Reply)

Fucking Hell
I'M GOING TO BED AND YOU LOT AINT INVITED

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:43, Reply)

To explain the above delete:
it seems unwise to mention certain things about a certain member, who seems to have, perhaps not without reason, a mod-hotline.

no meltdowns or lithi-flounces here, just backing very carefully away from a perma-ban muttering (ever so quietly) about senses of humour.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:59, Reply)

I can't remember what it said.
Something about you threatening to kill dozer or summat?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:02, Reply)

pretty please, don't make me delete again.....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:04, Reply)

what the fuck is going on here?
has Battered been stepped? why? and why is Wilf deleting posts? is dozer being a pathetic twatwaffle? is he still sad because his fucking hamster died?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:32, Reply)

hey Al. battered was stepped for his poll as MOD, you can see it a few threads down.
I had a brief outing as pIumdozer, but am a much reformed boy now, oh yes indeedy my lesson has been learned.

Oh and I was aIthegoerdie for about 30 seconds too and apparently that was noticed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:36, Reply)

Awwwwwwww did you try and steal my name? I'm touched. but not in the bad Jim Davidson way.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:39, Reply)

not really, I was just playing with which name the Colin Kwikfit(RIP) account could have by replacing a lower case l with an uppercase i
I never even posted using your name, before I realized Dozer was far easier to parody and probably more fun. But, as you can see above, B3th with her mod-powers know what I done.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:44, Reply)