I've had a cracking weekend Al.
Caught up with a mate I hadn't seen for a couple of years and got a tax rebate, currently chilling with the Doris.

No wonder Meat Head hasn't replied. He won't top that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

How is the Doris?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:29, Reply)

Bang on.
As per. We've just watched the most awful television show ever. If we watch it again it will require a drinking game.

Celebrity Diving is shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:31, Reply)

Are there any attractive women doing it?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:31, Reply)

Umm, Err, No.
What's that dear?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Come off it Jeff, you'd totally do Jenni Falconer, or Linda Barker.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:34, Reply)

Yeah.
I'd smash Barker's back doors in and then refuse to buy a sofa from her.

I'm a right player.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:36, Reply)

I would demand a chance to test out a sofa, using her back passage
and then I'd send it back because of the weird stains.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:39, Reply)

I wouldn't get wood for her.
I'd get MDF.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:40, Reply)

I see Jenni Falconer is doing it
I would totally stick it right up her so that it came out of the other end.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:33, Reply)

I'm sure she'd like that.
Who is she?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:34, Reply)

She used to present the quiz question and holiday things on GMTV
www.primeperformers.co.uk/uploads/images/speakers/440x440/Jenni-Falconer.jpg
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:37, Reply)

Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards
Would send most around here to that level.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:35, Reply)