Yeah that one's dead. Totes making my first sunday roast of 2013.
You're all cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 17:51, 43 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I just fed the kids spaghetti and mussels.
I'm experimenting to see how much mess is possible in a single meal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Needs MOAR chocolate

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Keep away from my kids, you repulsive scat paedo.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)

You're weird

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I'm not the one fantasising about infant faeces.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:20, Reply)

I'm doing a roast as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

*high fives over your mum's back*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)

I've always wondered.
If, when you're roasting PD's mum, what happens if your eyes happen to meet?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 19:44, Reply)

A simultaneous orgasm so vicious that her bowels implode.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 19:47, Reply)

100% correct

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Something similar to "crossing the streams" in Ghostbusters.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:07, Reply)

An explosion of hot white goo everywhere?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:13, Reply)

I roasted a couple of chickens yesterday.
All was going well until I spotted that the fire had gone out in the oven for no reason whatsoever.
The gas oven that we spent £700 on to replace the fucked electric one that was here when we moved in, that used to cut out after an hour of use.
I think my house is a vegetarian.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I'm not complaining, but why are all these /talk regulars now posting over here?

( Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:07, Reply)

To get to the other side?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Alright meat head?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Meat head? I don't get it.
Alright Jeff
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:21, Reply)

Just thought I'd call you a meat head.
What of it, eh?

You had a good weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:22, Reply)

it didn't involve his head getting any meat.

( Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:24, Reply)

BUT MY MEAT GOT SOME HEAD!!11!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:26, Reply)

It didn't though did it.

( Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:27, Reply)

I've had a cracking weekend Al.
Caught up with a mate I hadn't seen for a couple of years and got a tax rebate, currently chilling with the Doris.

No wonder Meat Head hasn't replied. He won't top that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:28, Reply)

How is the Doris?

( Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:29, Reply)

Bang on.
As per. We've just watched the most awful television show ever. If we watch it again it will require a drinking game.

Celebrity Diving is shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:31, Reply)

Are there any attractive women doing it?

( Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:31, Reply)

Umm, Err, No.
What's that dear?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Come off it Jeff, you'd totally do Jenni Falconer, or Linda Barker.

( Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:34, Reply)

Yeah.
I'd smash Barker's back doors in and then refuse to buy a sofa from her.

I'm a right player.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:36, Reply)

I would demand a chance to test out a sofa, using her back passage
and then I'd send it back because of the weird stains.
( Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:39, Reply)

I wouldn't get wood for her.
I'd get MDF.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:40, Reply)

I see Jenni Falconer is doing it
I would totally stick it right up her so that it came out of the other end.
( Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:33, Reply)

I'm sure she'd like that.
Who is she?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:34, Reply)

She used to present the quiz question and holiday things on GMTV
www.primeperformers.co.uk/uploads/images/speakers/440x440/Jenni-Falconer.jpg
( Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:37, Reply)

Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards
Would send most around here to that level.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:35, Reply)

Pretty good ta.
Nothing exciting, but simple pleasures.
You?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:25, Reply)

I did nothing this weekend except go for two walks
finish a book, played some GTA 3 and ate some sausages.
( Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:28, Reply)

T'was good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:32, Reply)

be carefull there Tangles
this is how I ended up with a nickname that lasted for 11 years
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:25, Reply)

11 Years ago someone called you a mental brained LARP fucker?

( Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Shithead?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Wilf?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:28, Reply)

twiglet

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:57, Reply)

I had my first takeaway of the year tonight.
Chicken biryani, with balti, rather than curry sauce in case you were wondering.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 0:27, Reply)