i don't have to go to a wedding next weekend

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:50, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

\o/
I am currently negotiating my absence from two weddings this year
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)

I am voluntarily going to one in Cyprus
mainly because it means a week holiday with friends
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I don't mind going t most
But if it's some trogoldyte you went to Uni with who you've only seen a couple of times since and is selfish enough to get married in fucking cornwall, then i'm not interested.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I had one where this friend of a friend was all
"Hey, Kroney, I haven't invited you to the wedding, but I'm short on numbers for my stag and wondered whether you'd like to spend £200 on a wet weekend in Dorset?"

Fuck off, would I.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

what a loser
the Mrs still see's this girl, but I have no interest. Also it will be povvo and shit i suspect
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I don't mind going to my friends' weddings, but I draw the line at my Mrs' friends' weddings.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)

meh, can't let them go by themselves though can you...
wait, hang on, did you get married over christmas?!

CONGRATULATIONS KRONLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


EDIT: I have no idea why i thought I was replying to Kronely :s
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Er... I'm not Kroney.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)

you do look similar

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Poor Kroney :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)

i just realised that, many great apologies TUiB-son

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I think it's probably because you're a spastic, who is also bent.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)

shut it stinky finger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:05, Reply)