I'm told they like to show you a melon
as an example of how much the birth canal can stretch, for "positive re-enforcement" of natural birth.

How producing a huge piece of fruit and going "see that? that's coming out of your foof whether you like it or not" is positive re-enforcement I have no idea.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Don't remember that on any of ours
some bloke did ask the cornflakes question though, to an embarrased silence.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:07, Reply)

can you eat them with breastmilk?
do you fill your pants with them to soak up the broken waters
what happens if your baby comes out with a big green and red cock?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:39, Reply)

my wife massively promotes the use of drugs when giving birth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)

^^this very much
book an epidural early on, the anaethetists are very busy and if you decide late on you need one it's tough titty.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)

bascialy pre epidural, she was miserable
after the epidural she was fine.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Yup
pity you can't get them as a monthly prescription
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I've still got a load of Meptazinol left over from when Mrs tangle didn't give birth at home.
I haven't worked out a way to use it recreationally yet though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:28, Reply)

shove it up your cockend and shit out a Monty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:30, Reply)

blow it up your bumhole using a trumpet.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Looks like a waste of time
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3829579
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:36, Reply)

just take it all at once
intravenously
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)

maybe it's a double bluff and you should dissolve them in rum and siphon it up your self

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)

"limited abuse potential" is just med test speak for "people aren't trying hard enough"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Good point.
I shall try all these suggestions then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)