evening thread?
So, a steal from Dave Gorman:

What are you doing and what should you be doing?

I am lying on the sofa watching telly and planning and early night. I should be moving the media PC from the bedroom to the living room and booking a hotel for valentines day.

Alt: I just learned Rory lives in Chingford, and I'm going there at the weekend. I am fair bricking it. What last scared you that shouldn't have.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:02, 45 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm reading/replying to this thread
I should be washing up.

Alt: I don't think he lives there, I think it's just part of his property portfolio.
Since being a dad I have to be the one who isn't scared. This is a surprisingly effective method of overcoming irrational fears.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:17, Reply)

that's a relief
the thought occured he might be a distant in-law. coulda been awkward
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Frickin' about on B3TA when I should be writing a powerpoint presentation
Alt: I don't think I have any irrational fears, I'm sure they're all rational - at the time.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:41, Reply)

are you not scared you might hug your children so hard they burst and ruin your carpet?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:50, Reply)

i should be getting better by now
but I still feel like crap, although about 5% less crap than yesterday.

alt: a creepy picture I don't want to look up again. it was all a bit uncanny valley
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Dave Gorman is a fucking flid.
x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Are you Dave Gorman?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:29, Reply)

I used to work with his brother.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Spare us your life story.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:31, Reply)

You're booking a hotel for you and Cavy?
That's so sweet xx.

I am watching shit telly when I should be buying tickets for Elite Force at the Mint Club.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:49, Reply)

oh man
i can't wait! oh..hang on...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:00, Reply)

this sounds like a Steven Segal film in a scouse strip club
I doubt the reality is any more palatable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:30, Reply)

what are you talking about?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:33, Reply)

he means that booking a hotel with me
would be worse than steven Segal in a scouse strip club :( *sniff* my heart is broken
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:45, Reply)

I prefer to think of him as Steven Seagull.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:49, Reply)

your taste in music's crap
/ac
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:51, Reply)

you like Insane Clown Posse.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:56, Reply)

and yet I can confidently critisize the shit you like
crazy, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:58, Reply)

criticise Elite Force please.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Not Segal's finest work.
I think it was derivative of Chuck Norris's weaker output and frankly Stevie boy is just too fat to be credible as a love interest these days. The action was badly choreographed and lack luster. one reviewer described it as "a right Plumdozer of a movie, flabby, over hyped and lacking in all originality"
2 stars.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:07, Reply)

You prick.
I actually did a tiny laugh at that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Now you have to look each other in the eyes
And touch the tips of your penises together.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Can we do docking as well?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:12, Reply)

I insist that you do.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:15, Reply)

OH MAN!
Did you listen to that linked stuff? If you say no, I'm attempting suicide by Lithium overdose.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Er... yes?
You were meant to remind me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:19, Reply)

_{soz babygirl}
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:20, Reply)

what do you say to a visibly upset Glasgow Rangers fan?
R U OK hun?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:54, Reply)

I don't get it.
Is this a football joke or a Scottish joke?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:11, Reply)

Both,
A joke about Scottish fitba and sectarianism.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:11, Reply)

Still don't get it.
But then I don't get why those heathen cousins of yours are lobbing petrol bombs at the police over whether a building they've never paid much attention to previously flies a flag or not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:18, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hun
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:21, Reply)

And the flag nonsense?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:28, Reply)

Idiots being pricks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:28, Reply)

I'm correcting you on the spelling of "Gorman".

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:30, Reply)

he needs correcting on a whole lot more.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Evening benders.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:44, Reply)

alright Quend Master D

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:53, Reply)

Can't touch this!
Hammer Time!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:57, Reply)

That Rangers joke up there is getting a mixed response with Rangers supporting friends and family.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 23:00, Reply)