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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Massive, simian palms.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
the rest of him is normal sized, he just has a massive face and hands
he's like a downs-anti-flid
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)
His forehead looks like a family-sized crusty bloomer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Soaked in sweat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)
It's just his palms that are massive.
His fingers are normal-sized.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)
office lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)
And a jutting, Neanderthal jaw.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)
And weird rugby ears.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)
And his eyes are just slightly too far apart.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:19, Reply)
You can never tell which one is looking at you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)
neither

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)
One eye on the chimney, the other on the fire.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)
I heard his back looks like someone flicked "salad cream" onto a massive slab of spam

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)
do you mean cauliflower ears?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Have you ever seen people from Rugby?
They have weird ears.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Last time I went to Rugby I got concussion, so I may not remember

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)
That was probably because of the ears.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:23, Reply)
that was the conclusion I came to, when i came to

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:28, Reply)
one single blackened craggy tooth. smells a bit like sweet white wine.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)
I reckon he has one leg markedly shorter than the other and has to wear a built-up shoe.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)
at school the bullies would chase him and laugh as he could only run in circles

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)
his whispy hair and high pitched voice meant he was often referred to as "the goblin king"
to his face, but he kinda liked being king.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)
genuine officelols at all these
I didn't realise my ancestors were from Norfolk
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:27, Reply)
How's your penis poncho today?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Is that another word for(e)skin?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)

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