Evening thread
what do you wish you were doing tomorrow?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:54, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Rihanna and Katy Perry.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:58, Reply)

nice objectifying

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:06, Reply)

They objectify themselves by pandering to the male gaze.
They are both sex objects of their own construction.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:08, Reply)

it's still within your power to not
perpetuate it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:09, Reply)

I'm a confirmed postmodernist.
I am powerless in the face of rampant culture and social texts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:11, Reply)

pussy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:12, Reply)

I blame Baudrillard.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:13, Reply)

*some joke about Baudrillard's GPS I've not worked out yet*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:15, Reply)

*some joke about fucking a French literary theorist with the punchline 'do the Barthes man'*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)

you just haven't worked out the punctum line

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:19, Reply)

playing at Vikings with my kid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:01, Reply)

not making a joke about raping here

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Let's look back at this moment of Internet greatness
b3ta.com/questions/b3tapersonoftheyear2010/post1015250
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Oh goodness.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Remember that thread about which Monty Boyce we liked best?
One of the times when Bert came back and explained why you shouldn't do drugs, you naughty naughty man.

Then he gave his underage sister a facial.

True story.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Your magic vaj
/WP
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:02, Reply)

i feel it should have it's own theme tune

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:07, Reply)

It should have it is own theme tune?
What the juddering fuck does that mean?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:08, Reply)

OMG! a slight grammatical error on the interwebs!!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:10, Reply)

What, where?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Flying to Antartica and kicking a penguin.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:06, Reply)

+so hard it hits a polar bear

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Naturally.
Smug avian bastards.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:09, Reply)

YM!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:09, Reply)

and the prize goes to the pig

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:10, Reply)

alright CC,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)

hello young trouble maker
that thing about the magic vagina was meant to be a secret!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)

sorry.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Lying on white sands
With a strong drink and a nice spliff.

Im planning my summer jollies today to beat the january blues
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)

where are you off to?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Italy, so no white sands!
3 days in Florence, 3 in Rome and 3 in Naples
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)

ooh, Florence is lovely
very busy in season, mind.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:44, Reply)

That's why she has a machine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Yeah Ive heard good things
Staying next to the Vatican in Rome too so that will be cool.

Im just gonna be wandering, drinking wine and eating mainly!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)

"Staying next to the Vatican in Rome too so that will be cool."
If being buggered relentlessly by ageing Catholic priests is your thing, then I'm sure it will be lovely.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Reading better threads.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:53, Reply)

oh jeff
that hurts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:57, Reply)

Sorry. Tired.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:02, Reply)

i'll get over it somehow
what's happening in Jeffworld?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Working long hours.
That's it pretty much.

Aside from that, nothing new to report. You?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:20, Reply)

been ill since I got back from Russia
going back to work tomorrow whether I'm well or not. Too much work and deadlines piling up :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Alright Jeff?
Have you decided on a date for Jeffstock 2013 yet?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I haven't yet.
Been busy working. If you have a month that suits you more then say!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Got nowt planned so far, apart from maybe a holiday in the middle of August.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:04, Reply)

I was talking to Stunned about drinks sooner rather than later, but thinking about it, getting something organised and in the calendar makes sense.

Might leave it until it gets a bit warmer, maybe June or July.

I shall give it some thought, and give you as much notice as possible so you can get a cheap flight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Sounds like a plan.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Transferring the Euromillions jackpot to my bank account
Then, shopping for cars.
Like THAT'S going to happen!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:04, Reply)