what, actually?
I always knew cafe rouge was suspect.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

actually
my friend and i were having brunch at the one on shepherds bush road (which probably explains it) and one of the local elderly tramps started smiling at us through the window. then it went too far. much much too far.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Look I said sorry alright?
Just let it go. FFS!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)

definitely a different tramp
this one's cock was like a bratwurst
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Brown and smoked and popular in the Rhineland?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)

ach mein fuhrer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)

who instigated it
a cheeky wink here, tits out there?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)

You have the measure of this woman EXACTLY.

Poor old tramp prolly thought he was well in there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)

i've done worse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I can vouch for this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)